WE ALL GOIN TO THE CITY NOW, BOYS!
Kamesen: *furiously playing video games*
Mario: *passed out next to the couch*
Kamesen: Flibbitygibbit *flings the controller aimlessly away from him in a show of defeat*
t.v: *changes to the news*
Kamesen: Oh no.
News: Oh YES. Obama didn't show up to the anti-terror rally in Paris, so he's worse than Hitler x2.
Kamesen: Gosh I wonder why. Let's review: who is the person terrorists want to kill more than anyone else?
Person: Obama.
Kamesen: And what just happened in Paris?
Person: Terrorists murdered a bunch of people.
Kamesen: And now there's a big 'Fuck You, Terrorists' rally going on. What would the terrorists LOVE?
Person: For Obama to show up so they could murder him- ooooohhhh.
Kamesen: Yeah idiet.
Person: Well we should have sent SOMEone.
Kamesen: Why?
Person: So that everyone knows America hates terrorism!
Kamesen: *blinks* Wh-.. I... America hates terrorism more than anything! EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHER KNOWS THAT. IT IS COMMON KNOWLEDGE.
Person: I don't follow.
Kamesen: *stands up from the couch, beer nuts clattering to the floor* We have the world's highest defense budget. We blow it annually on fighting against terror itself, something that is entirely intangible.
Person: Well then why aren't the terrorists DEAD, smart guy?
Kamesen: Because then we wouldn't have anyone to fight, and having the world's highest defense budget would be unjustifiable, and so we'd have to lower it, and Cheney would shit himself because he wouldn't be able to afford eight houses anymore and pay off people who are trying to uncover his rampant levels of fraud.
Cheney: *busts in* LIES
Mario: *sits up, vomits on him*
Cheney: AAAHARGHKJNVRJN *keeps running and smashes through the window, falls two stories and lands on a hedge out front*
Mario: *runs over to the window and keeps vomiting on him from above*
Cheney: *flails, screaming*
Kamesen: ...Anyway.
Muslim: *walks in* Excuse me-
Person: AAAH A MUSLIM
Kamesen: What can I do for ya.
Muslim: I was just wondering where the nearest mosque was.
Kamesen: Hang on lemme find the ones that haven't been firebombed.
Person: *whispers* Muslim..
Muslim: What.
Person: Your religion is violent and crazy.
Kamesen: Oh and ours isn't.
Person: Well I'm not violent and crazy!
Kamesen: Neither is he.
Person: Prove it!
Muslim: ...*stands there?*
Person: Lies.
Radical Islamist: *runs in* CRUSH THE WEST *aims gun*
Kamesen: *shoots gun out of his hand*
Radical Islamist: NOT FAIR *looks at Muslim* Hey why aren't you crushing the west.
Muslim: Oh my gosh dude I'm just freaking trying to go pray.
Radical Islamist: You have not done your duty in crushing the west. I must behead you. *pulls out sword*
Kamesen: *shoots the sword out of his hand*
Radical Islamist: STOP IT
Kamesen: No.
Radical Islamist: *fumes*
Kamesen: Make the right choice here.
Radical Islamist: I'LL KILL YOU *pulls out a rocket launcher*
Kamesen: *shoots him*
Mario: He chose.. poorly.
Peach: *waltzes in* Solving everything with violence, I see.
Samus: *rolls in, uncurls* He was posing a clear and direct threat.
Peach: That's debatable.
Kamesen: He was holding a rocket launcher and he said 'I'll kill you'.
Mario: Screamed it more like. *peeks out the window* Y'ok Cheney?
Cheney: *laying in the hedge, covered in puke, talking to an officer of the law*
Mario: Uh oh.
Cop: *sees an unarmed black teenanger walking along* !!! *pulls out gun*
Kamesen: *teleports next to him and grabs his wrist* WHOA whoa whoa.
Cop: He.. was posing a clear and direct threat-
Kamesen: Aaah no no no. I do not think that is true.
Kid: *just walks along and goes home*
Cop: I felt like my life was in danger.
Kamesen: If an unarmed black teenager makes you feel like your life is in danger, you should not be a police officer.
Cop: HOW DARE YOU
Kamesen: Hup *throws him into the sun*
Cheney: I needed him.
Kamesen: Shut the fuck up, you old bastard.
Cheney: *sobs quietly*
THE END.
Mario: *passed out next to the couch*
Kamesen: Flibbitygibbit *flings the controller aimlessly away from him in a show of defeat*
t.v: *changes to the news*
Kamesen: Oh no.
News: Oh YES. Obama didn't show up to the anti-terror rally in Paris, so he's worse than Hitler x2.
Kamesen: Gosh I wonder why. Let's review: who is the person terrorists want to kill more than anyone else?
Person: Obama.
Kamesen: And what just happened in Paris?
Person: Terrorists murdered a bunch of people.
Kamesen: And now there's a big 'Fuck You, Terrorists' rally going on. What would the terrorists LOVE?
Person: For Obama to show up so they could murder him- ooooohhhh.
Kamesen: Yeah idiet.
Person: Well we should have sent SOMEone.
Kamesen: Why?
Person: So that everyone knows America hates terrorism!
Kamesen: *blinks* Wh-.. I... America hates terrorism more than anything! EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHER KNOWS THAT. IT IS COMMON KNOWLEDGE.
Person: I don't follow.
Kamesen: *stands up from the couch, beer nuts clattering to the floor* We have the world's highest defense budget. We blow it annually on fighting against terror itself, something that is entirely intangible.
Person: Well then why aren't the terrorists DEAD, smart guy?
Kamesen: Because then we wouldn't have anyone to fight, and having the world's highest defense budget would be unjustifiable, and so we'd have to lower it, and Cheney would shit himself because he wouldn't be able to afford eight houses anymore and pay off people who are trying to uncover his rampant levels of fraud.
Cheney: *busts in* LIES
Mario: *sits up, vomits on him*
Cheney: AAAHARGHKJNVRJN *keeps running and smashes through the window, falls two stories and lands on a hedge out front*
Mario: *runs over to the window and keeps vomiting on him from above*
Cheney: *flails, screaming*
Kamesen: ...Anyway.
Muslim: *walks in* Excuse me-
Person: AAAH A MUSLIM
Kamesen: What can I do for ya.
Muslim: I was just wondering where the nearest mosque was.
Kamesen: Hang on lemme find the ones that haven't been firebombed.
Person: *whispers* Muslim..
Muslim: What.
Person: Your religion is violent and crazy.
Kamesen: Oh and ours isn't.
Person: Well I'm not violent and crazy!
Kamesen: Neither is he.
Person: Prove it!
Muslim: ...*stands there?*
Person: Lies.
Radical Islamist: *runs in* CRUSH THE WEST *aims gun*
Kamesen: *shoots gun out of his hand*
Radical Islamist: NOT FAIR *looks at Muslim* Hey why aren't you crushing the west.
Muslim: Oh my gosh dude I'm just freaking trying to go pray.
Radical Islamist: You have not done your duty in crushing the west. I must behead you. *pulls out sword*
Kamesen: *shoots the sword out of his hand*
Radical Islamist: STOP IT
Kamesen: No.
Radical Islamist: *fumes*
Kamesen: Make the right choice here.
Radical Islamist: I'LL KILL YOU *pulls out a rocket launcher*
Kamesen: *shoots him*
Mario: He chose.. poorly.
Peach: *waltzes in* Solving everything with violence, I see.
Samus: *rolls in, uncurls* He was posing a clear and direct threat.
Peach: That's debatable.
Kamesen: He was holding a rocket launcher and he said 'I'll kill you'.
Mario: Screamed it more like. *peeks out the window* Y'ok Cheney?
Cheney: *laying in the hedge, covered in puke, talking to an officer of the law*
Mario: Uh oh.
Cop: *sees an unarmed black teenanger walking along* !!! *pulls out gun*
Kamesen: *teleports next to him and grabs his wrist* WHOA whoa whoa.
Cop: He.. was posing a clear and direct threat-
Kamesen: Aaah no no no. I do not think that is true.
Kid: *just walks along and goes home*
Cop: I felt like my life was in danger.
Kamesen: If an unarmed black teenager makes you feel like your life is in danger, you should not be a police officer.
Cop: HOW DARE YOU
Kamesen: Hup *throws him into the sun*
Cheney: I needed him.
Kamesen: Shut the fuck up, you old bastard.
Cheney: *sobs quietly*
THE END.