REPEAL OBAMMYCARE?!
Kamesen: *throwing beer nuts at the t.v.*
Mario: I was gonna eat those.
Kamesen: Silence. *hurls the entire bowl at the t.v. with a loud metallic crash*
Commercial: WE NEED TO REPEAL OBAMACARE. ONE MILLION AMERICANS SIGNED A PETITION, WHOA! AND THERE'S LIKE.. A MILLION OTHER AMERICANS WHO ARE TOTALLY CONCERNED.
Kamesen:...
Commercial: WE NEED THOSE PEOPLE TO CALL UP AND GET THIS REPEALED, HURRY OH MY GOSH
Kamesen: Aren't there.. over three hundred and twelve million American citizens?
Mario: Sho 'nuff. *digging through the couch cushions for more beer nuts*
Kamesen: *narrows eyes* So.. two million total people who are apparently against Obamacare.. versus three hundred and ten million people who are either for it, don't care, or are too young to give a shit.
Mario: Sounds about right, brah.
Kamesen: *just shrugs, lifting his hands into the air on either side of him* What the fuck.
Princess Peach: *stomps in, grabs Kamesen's cheek hard and gets all up in his face* Listen you little shit, I am a hard-working American and I am SICK and TIRED of having to pay out the ass so that jobless rejects with twelve kids can get cheap universal health care!
Kamesen: Stop..grabbing me.. *squirming*
Mario: *pretends to be asleep*
Princess Peach: *heavy breathing* So sick and tired, Kamesen. SO SICK AND TIRED. *GETS CLOSER*
Kamesen: *mushes her face away* Stoppit. Anyway, you've never worked a day in your damn life. All you do is play tennis and get kidnapped.
Princess Peach: *stumbles back, shocked*
Kamesen: The job market is shit, and you'd know that if you even paid attention to the subjects in your damn kingdom. People are getting fired for no reason, and companies are purposely not replacing them in order to save what would have been a paycheck for their own greedy selves.
Princess Peach: I DO NOT PLAY TENNIS
Kamesen: *ignores her* Although, it is justifiable to be concerned about those individuals who take advantage of the system without any intention whatsoever of seeking employment. *cough* MARIO.
Mario: WHA- HUH what I do.
Kamesen: *looks at him* What have you done today Mario.
Mario: Don't give me that look man, I drank thirty beers today!
Kamesen: What SIGNIFICANT thing have you done? Something, ANYTHING productive!
Mario: ...Hang on *starts to smile, leans over a little* Hang on..
Kamesen: *rubs his eyes* Oh no..
Mario: *squints, lets out a long, wet fart* Aaaaah.. THAT.. is production.
Kamesen: *pops him on the side of the head* You're a fat luggage.
Mario: Yeah well at least I don't pop out kids for the sole purpose of getting more money from the government.
Kamesen: Agreed. That would be fucked up.
Princess Peach: *just standing there, still appalled at the two*
Kamesen: ...*regards her* Whadda you want.
Princess Peach: *opens her mouth and unleashes a demonic roar*
Kamesen: *squints against the wind, hair blowing around* STOP IT. STOP THAT. *swipes blindly with his hands*
Princess Peach: Lemme ask YOU then! What have YOU done today, Kamesen?! What 'productive' thing have YOU done?
Kamesen: ...
Princess Peach: *glares at him*
Kamesen: *picks at a beer nut stuck to the couch, mumbles under his breath* I made this post-
Princess Peach: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kamesen: aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA *just looks up and yells at her, albiet not nearly as fiercely*
Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *covers his ears*
Mario: I was gonna eat those.
Kamesen: Silence. *hurls the entire bowl at the t.v. with a loud metallic crash*
Commercial: WE NEED TO REPEAL OBAMACARE. ONE MILLION AMERICANS SIGNED A PETITION, WHOA! AND THERE'S LIKE.. A MILLION OTHER AMERICANS WHO ARE TOTALLY CONCERNED.
Kamesen:...
Commercial: WE NEED THOSE PEOPLE TO CALL UP AND GET THIS REPEALED, HURRY OH MY GOSH
Kamesen: Aren't there.. over three hundred and twelve million American citizens?
Mario: Sho 'nuff. *digging through the couch cushions for more beer nuts*
Kamesen: *narrows eyes* So.. two million total people who are apparently against Obamacare.. versus three hundred and ten million people who are either for it, don't care, or are too young to give a shit.
Mario: Sounds about right, brah.
Kamesen: *just shrugs, lifting his hands into the air on either side of him* What the fuck.
Princess Peach: *stomps in, grabs Kamesen's cheek hard and gets all up in his face* Listen you little shit, I am a hard-working American and I am SICK and TIRED of having to pay out the ass so that jobless rejects with twelve kids can get cheap universal health care!
Kamesen: Stop..grabbing me.. *squirming*
Mario: *pretends to be asleep*
Princess Peach: *heavy breathing* So sick and tired, Kamesen. SO SICK AND TIRED. *GETS CLOSER*
Kamesen: *mushes her face away* Stoppit. Anyway, you've never worked a day in your damn life. All you do is play tennis and get kidnapped.
Princess Peach: *stumbles back, shocked*
Kamesen: The job market is shit, and you'd know that if you even paid attention to the subjects in your damn kingdom. People are getting fired for no reason, and companies are purposely not replacing them in order to save what would have been a paycheck for their own greedy selves.
Princess Peach: I DO NOT PLAY TENNIS
Kamesen: *ignores her* Although, it is justifiable to be concerned about those individuals who take advantage of the system without any intention whatsoever of seeking employment. *cough* MARIO.
Mario: WHA- HUH what I do.
Kamesen: *looks at him* What have you done today Mario.
Mario: Don't give me that look man, I drank thirty beers today!
Kamesen: What SIGNIFICANT thing have you done? Something, ANYTHING productive!
Mario: ...Hang on *starts to smile, leans over a little* Hang on..
Kamesen: *rubs his eyes* Oh no..
Mario: *squints, lets out a long, wet fart* Aaaaah.. THAT.. is production.
Kamesen: *pops him on the side of the head* You're a fat luggage.
Mario: Yeah well at least I don't pop out kids for the sole purpose of getting more money from the government.
Kamesen: Agreed. That would be fucked up.
Princess Peach: *just standing there, still appalled at the two*
Kamesen: ...*regards her* Whadda you want.
Princess Peach: *opens her mouth and unleashes a demonic roar*
Kamesen: *squints against the wind, hair blowing around* STOP IT. STOP THAT. *swipes blindly with his hands*
Princess Peach: Lemme ask YOU then! What have YOU done today, Kamesen?! What 'productive' thing have YOU done?
Kamesen: ...
Princess Peach: *glares at him*
Kamesen: *picks at a beer nut stuck to the couch, mumbles under his breath* I made this post-
Princess Peach: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kamesen: aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA *just looks up and yells at her, albiet not nearly as fiercely*
Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *covers his ears*