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May 07, 2006 12:04

hey Ive been reading this book right, it’s like “how to hypnotise people” and I think Ive completely and totally mastered it… right. So here’s what I’m gonna do; I’m going to hypnotize you.

And I’ll get you to do stuff, right.. watch, watch!

I am hypnotizing you!... I am hypnotizing you! You will be under my complete control! Because I am hypnotizing you. Woooo!!! Hypnotized you are now completely under my control. And you have been completely hypnotized Woooo!.

Now you will give me all your money!

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Ughh you know that fucking book lied to me.. this sucks!
Fuck it man, hold on I’ll be right back I’ll just get a gun and hold you up at gun point it’s a lot easier that way.
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