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- Свет мой зеркальце, скажи, да всю правду доложи: кто на свете всех милее, всех румянней и белее?
- Я не знаю нихуя... Но, наверно, это я! (с)bash.org
A panda walks into a bar. The bartender says: "Hey, we don't serve pandas here." But the panda says: "Just give me something to eat, and then I'll go." The bartender says: "Oh, all right." So the panda eats the food that the bartender gives him. So the bartender says: "OK, now you have to leave." But the panda says: "Oh no, I don't," - pulls out a gun! and pow! pow! shoots up the bar. The Panda starts to leave. The bartender says: "Hey! You can't just
leave after shooting at us!" The panda says: "Oh, yes I can. Look me up in the dictionary." So the panda leaves and the bartender gets out a dictionary and looks up panda. It says: "Panda - eats shoots and leaves."
- Я не знаю нихуя... Но, наверно, это я! (с)bash.org
A panda walks into a bar. The bartender says: "Hey, we don't serve pandas here." But the panda says: "Just give me something to eat, and then I'll go." The bartender says: "Oh, all right." So the panda eats the food that the bartender gives him. So the bartender says: "OK, now you have to leave." But the panda says: "Oh no, I don't," - pulls out a gun! and pow! pow! shoots up the bar. The Panda starts to leave. The bartender says: "Hey! You can't just
leave after shooting at us!" The panda says: "Oh, yes I can. Look me up in the dictionary." So the panda leaves and the bartender gets out a dictionary and looks up panda. It says: "Panda - eats shoots and leaves."