She's a He [Chapter 3]
title : She's a He
pairing(s) : akame
rating : G - PG13
genre : romance, fluff, crack
disclaimer : I wish I own them. :|
summary : Yamapi's house. It may sound weird to say that it's Jin's favorite place.. But it's true. Not because it's perfect for partying. But because from there he could comfortably watch the cute waitress who works at the nearby coffee shop.. He's been rooting for her the whole time.. Wanting to get to know her because she's very pretty and she simply amazes him. Then one day, he decided that it will be the day when he'll make her fall in love with him. But is she really a waitress?
AN: It's been years.. LOLjk. I'm sorry, I know some of you waited for this but it still took me too long though I have a lot of free time. But anyways, it's here now so, enjoy. :D I missed this.
Pi watched his best friend as he let out a depressing sigh.. He felt worried, he had never seen Jin like that before..
"What do you mean, Bakanishi? You can't what?"
"All these years, you've been with me. And you know this perfectly well, Pi.."
"What do you mean? I know I look good and all but.. I don't think I have a clue about what you're saying."
"Pi, I'm a man. And all the girls want me.."
"Well, I agree that you're a man.. And I hate to say this but, don't you think I'm the one you're talking about when you said, 'All the girls want me?'. "
"Pi.. Please be serious, just this time.."
"O-ok.. So yeah, Akanishi Jin is a man. And all the girl's want him. Is that it?"
"..."
"So you mean you can't like Kamenash--"
"I didn't say that, Pi."
"Eh?! But I thought you're a man?! You're giving me the creeps, Bakanishi.."
"Akanishi Jin is a man.. I thought it will forever stay that way.. I really thought I won't change.."
Pi just stared at his dear friend.. And Jin understands how hard it is for Pi to relate to what he's saying, but he knows he's giving his best to listen.. So he didn't hesitate to continue..
"But I kissed a man and.. It changed me.. Pi, Kamenashi changed me.."
Pi smiled to his best friend, he's glad. Knowing that Jin is telling this to him because he knows that whatever he is, he will always be his best friend.. This deep trust of Jin really made him happy, "I don't have any arguments about you being that way, Jin. You will always be my best friend but can I ask you something?"
Jin stared right into Pi's eyes.. Which Pi took as a yes..
"If you wish to change.. Just.. Please don't fall in love with my awesomeness.."
This sentence of Pi made Jin give a sigh of relief.. He doesn't think he could handle it if he were to be asked by some serious favors or questions at the time.. They both smiled at each other and patted each other's back..
"No, seriously, Bakanishi, if you wish to change, then this will be the last thing that I ask of you, bi or straight, please stay strong, ok?"
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Kame is lying on the couch watching TV when the front door burst open and this loud-mouthed girl came in..
"TADAIMAAAAAAAAA~!!!"
Upon hearing the loud voice, he jumped out of the couch and saw the girl he hates the most..
"What the fuck?! Why are you here?! Aren't you supposed to be coming home next week?!"
"Ooooh~ What a rude thing to say, Kazuya.. You could at least pretend to look happy seeing me and say, okaeri."
"Nah~ I'm not happy at all.. And what's with those flashy colored clothes?!! I told you to stop wearing those!!!"
"Oi. These clothes are expensive!!! And I think you're forgetting something.."
"Yeah yeah, thank you for letting me work at the cafe and giving me all the paychecks that I've worked for, we can now switch and come back to the way it was before.. There, are you happy?"
"Good. Good. Now, starting monday, you won't be working anymore. So you only have two days left.."
"I know, ok? I've had enough of your filthy customers, finally. I'll be free~"
"Don't you dare call them filthy!!! Without them you won't be receiving paychecks!!!"
"Fine.. Just shut up. I'm gonna go to bed."
"Sweet dreams Kazuya~"
*2 and a 1/2 months earlier*
"Ooooooooh~ I want to spend a loooooooooong vacation in Hawaii.. But I have work..", Kazuko's been wanting to spend a vacation for so long, she has the money.. But she doesn't want to lose her job, the paycheck's high!!!
Then, Kazuya came in, whining..
"Ugh, my laptop is.. My laptop is brokeeeeeeeeeen!!!"
"It's your fault, Bakazuya..", she said, teasing her brother..
"I'm not talking to you, you bitch!"
"Do you want money?", she asked, ignoring her brother's ugly words..
"If I said yes, would you give me money?"
"Oi, money is earned!!! You can't just spend some hard worker's money!"
"TCH. You're such a useless twin.."
"If only you're a good brother then I'll be happy to let you replace me in my job for two months and be able to earn money but I don't think you dese--"
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!!!!"
"Nah~ You're not interested, are you? I won't be wasting my saliva talking to--"
"NO!!! NO!!! I AM INTERESTED!!!! I'M VERY MUCH INTERESTED!!!", Kazuya knelt down hugging his sister's feet..
"You sure?", she asked with a smirk..
"OF COURSE I AM!!!!!!!!"
"Good."
Kazuya has a twin sister.. So it means, that he's working at the cafe only because he had a deal with his sister just so he could buy a new laptop.. Because internet surfing is a big part of his life.. He only has two days left at the cafe.. Then Kazuko will come back then everything will be the way it was before..
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"Bakanishi, are you planning on starting all over again?"
"Un. I'll drop by their cafe everyday, for the second try.. But Pi, I have a question.."
"What?"
"Do you think he has accepted my apologies when we chased after him?"
"Uhmm.. Who knows? What if he also liked the kiss? But no one knows, right?"
Pi looked at Jin, he's all red. The word kiss rang in his mind again and again. And again and again. And again and again and again..
"Kissu~ Kissu~ Kissu~ Kissu~ Kissu~ Kissu~"
"Hey, Bakanishi."
"Kissu~"
"Oi, Bakanishi!!! Are you even listening?! How dare you not listen to my speech?"
"Kissu~ Kissu~"
"Jin! Why aren't you moving?! Oh my god. Jesus! I know Jin is the most stupid creature that ever existed but he is my best friend please spare his life!!!"
"Kissu~"
"Oh, what am I gonna do?!!! Please give me a sign!!! Just a sign!!!!!!"
He stared at Jin.. His best friend is staring into space.. Not moving at all.. And the only thing he says is.. "Kissu~"
Pi's eyes widened. He remembered what he just asked.. He asked for a sign.. And Jin said.. "Kissu~"
He asked again after taking a gulp, "Oh God, are you sure this is the sign?!"
And he heard it once again.. "Kissu~"
Pi immediately went to the bathroom, covering his mouth and saying, "I'll do everything for you Jin!".. He vomited and brushed his teeth.. Then he came back.. "Jin.. Just pretend this didn't happen.."
He went close to him.. Leaned.. And he could still hear Jin saying, "Kissu~"
When their faces got really close, Jin realized what's happening and pushed Pi away..
"Pi!!! What the hell are you doing?!!!!! You face is disgusting!!!"
"I'm just trying to save you! Oh Jin. You're alive!!!"
"What are you saying?!"
"Believe me, Jin. I never wanted to do such a thing to you but God told me to!"
"Whatever, Pi. Promise me you won't do that again, ok?!"
"Of course Jin!!! I never knew the day will come that I'll be this disgusted with myself."
"Pi, tomorrow.. Come with me, ok?", Jin said, seriously staring at Pi's eyes..
"Jin.. Stop that.. You look like you're asking me for a date.. Just when did you learn to act so gay?"
"Baka!!! I'm asking you to come with me at the cafe!!!"
"I know right? I REALLY envy you for having a best friend like me.."
"Chyeaaahhh~"
PS: Done! :D I'll try to update this early this time, ok? :D COMMENTS PLEASE!!! I MISSED THEM. :D