Mar 22, 2005 23:06
Ok so I was supposed to get my license today but they said I couldn’t cuz they don’t count February as a full month I handled my self very coolly I just ran over a few pedestrians and egged the Winnetka office…ok no I didn’t but I felt like it
So a little after that I went over to Paige’s and brought her a triple vanilla latte with no foam cuz apparently im her bitch. Then lily, Paige, and I did something really stupid we went out to go to henrys tacos while it was raining really hard…kinda like you know when your stuck in a room with a dog foaming at the mouth…actually never mind its nothing like that. Anyways so are adventure began we traveled down paige’s/wilder’s street and encountered many foes one was the snake man of the north he told us we couldn’t pass but Paige hit him and he cried and I felt bad for him so I pushed him into a on coming car to ease his pain. Later we were traveling through the marshes of ….evvviiiillllll now this was quit hard because in the marshes of evvviiiilllll live the 3 cyber pole bares. They found us and stopped us and asked us what do you get when you cross a zebra with a cage lily, Paige, and I were stumped until I remembered wilder told this the night before and I shouted out a striped cage. Lily and Paige looked at me like I was crazy but I was right and so the cyber pole bears agreed to take us as far as they could so we each got on one of their backs. Paige, lily, and I traveled with the cyber pole bears for some time till the rain got to them and they short circuited and died. We were now across the street from henrys tacos this was good but as we tried to cross the street a 40 ft tidal wave came and knocked us over so now we were soaked and on top of that there was now a raging river blocking us from getting to are final destination. Paige then got a brilliant idea she turned her hair into a boat and Lilly, Paige, and I made it across the river quite safely we got are henrys tacos and then traveled to a coffee shop to eat because well everything at henrys was wet. As we got home the lizard people of Katmandu showed up and said we stole their only copy of what’s eating Gilbert grape. The lizard people said “did thy take are only copy?!” with fire in each one of their evil lizard eyes and lily stood in front of Paige and I and said “nay we did not steal this copy of which you speak of!” the lizard people were not satisfied with her answer and started to attack us.
(Llllllllllloooooooooonnnnnnnngggg battle scene)
In the end we won all the enemies, riddles, and any other obstacles thrown at us on are dazzling adventure to henrys tacos.