dreams

[kamakazekeri]

i had a very disturbing dream.
ive been thinking it over all day long.
and it doesnt get any less disturbing.

anyways, sleezy and i were talking it over and we think it would be a
good idea for me to go out and YES! get my cosmetology licence,
and then use my skills exclusively on myself.
renee zelwegger would be like "please"
and i would be all "no."

best wishes and condolences for the people of the south.