Fanny-gina: the all dancing, all sexing, all farting housemate! KAPOW

[kamahlsphlegm]

i hate the word procrastination...it reminds me of corn chips. I like corn chips but not when alluded to by such an evil concept.

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Ahem

[kamahlsphlegm]

ben. as if you wouldn't want to watch a nazi, naive burns victim giant midget.....i think that ODD sells! And I'm entitled to my disapproval of the housemate choice...even if they were apparently chosen to heat things up blah blah i still find EVERYTHING they do and say to be incredibly boring and unintelligent..SPEAKING OF; the fact you both repeatedly bring up the ethnocentrism thing makes me ponder on whether you're actually retarded or incapable of intelligent debate without reffering to one's personal characteristics (or apparent overuse of a word/accusation..be it valid in it's use or not). When we have been arguing about what to eat for dinner have i proclaimed ethnocentrism as the reason for your choice of meatlovers josh? Only in appropriate culturally-based arguments have i even used the term...are you afraid of it or something GEEZ. Ben and Josh, your constant referral to my apparent ethno-repetiton syndrome (ers) makes me lose respect for you as opposed to reflecting on my own inability to bring original concepts to an

Re: Ahem

[frankennipple]

I cant believe you are getting upset by the fact we made a joke about ethnocentricism... or what ever. Were just kidding!
BB "claire to the diary room" (claire enters)
C "yes BB"
BB "claire it has become apparent that you are taking this far to seriously. The public has voted and and the votes counted. It's time to go .......(crowd screams).....Claire"
C "oh my god I..I..."
BB "there is no time to collect you things"
C "I hate you BB! I hate YOU! AAAAAAHHHHHHHH"
BB "security to the diaryroom. Please escort claire out of the house."
C "If only i had realized that it was all a joke. and that the boys in the house werent having a go at me but were instead just playing with a word they are unfarmiliar with."

There is a metaphore in that. I hope you can see it.
p.s. its a joke also.
Note to self -dont take seriously.

Re: Ahem

[chewywangawooki]

You have all hurt the great dolphin spirit goddess. Claire stop being so ethnocentric when you form your opinions of people. Ethnocentrism can be a very positive force, like when Australians inform tourists about dangers such as drop bears and angry ninjas, but you seem to only use it's power for evil.

Like the great David Bowie once said "they got a message from the action man,
i'm happy, hope you're happy too"

Moss

Re: Ahem

[uberjoshwa]

Basically Claire, this joke has been blown waaaay out of proportion. It was just meant as a joke, if you don't want to take it as a joke, and want to go on about it, you'll be arguing to no-one, im stepping out of this conversation. I apologise for the comment, let it be stricken from the record.

I'll agree, these housemates, in the majority, have basically no personality, but obviously this is what big brother wants, a bunch of toey, *young* housemates who will make babies on national tv. This is what BB wants, with all the excessive tests and personality profiles that he puts the housemates through before they enter the house. They want a house of singles making babies, thats why Constances and Nelson lying was such a big deal, they werent single, therefore, no babies.
Here is the big brother equation I am sure they run by.

Single, stupid, toey male + Single, stupid, toey female = Sexy shenanigans = Ratings

And in the words of Anne "ae aee aeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" *lifts up dress*

My two cents.

Josh

Re: Ahem

[chewywangawooki]

I think your on to something josh. They want a Big Baby that was born (or at least conceived) on Big Brother. This will enable a new program in the style of "The Truman Show" in which the Big Baby will be raised to be single, toey and stupid and it will never leave the Big Brother house. Gretel can be the mum, or maybe just the egg donor, and there will be a special room renamed from the 'rewards' room to the 'insemination' room. In fact this not just something i made up they are actually going to make a Big Baby.

P.s. Your mum went to college

Moss