the odd truth
The Sex Men Don't Want
By Laura Snyder
Whaaaat? Is there such a thing?
You bet. Regardless of the persistent myth that guys think any and all sex is a
good thing, the truth is that there are some kinds of sex he'd just as soon say
no to.
Super-Clean Sex
He doesn't want to be with someone who's too worried about her 300 thread count
sheets to have a good time. And surprise! He'd rather stick around after for
some snuggling (and maybe an encore) than make a mad dash for the shower. The
bottom line: dudes don't dig girls who don't want to get a little dirty.
Just-Lie-There Lovin'
We're pretty sure there is no mention in the Kama Sutra of a position wherein
you must lie motionless on your back whilst staring blankly at the ceiling.
There's good reason for that - unenthusiastic loving has zero erotic appeal.
Move around. Climb on top. Be an eager beaver.
Over Accessorized Erotica
He doesn't want to spend twenty minutes trying to get you out of that lacy
underwear contraption you've rigged up, when it's so much faster ripping off
those worn cotton panties that you usually wear. We're all for variety, but he
doesn't want to fornicate with a fashion victim.
Special Occasion Sex
You think the fancy dinner, zillion candles and smooth soundtrack are romantic
ways to make your anniversary more meaningful, but for him, special occasion sex
puts too much pressure on him to make the event perfect. He'd just as soon fall
into bed with you on a boring, old Tuesday.
Drill Sergeant Sex
He loves it when you take control. But he hates it when you're ordering him
around. That infamously frail male ego is easily dinged by your domineering. Be
bold, not bossy.
By Laura Snyder
Whaaaat? Is there such a thing?
You bet. Regardless of the persistent myth that guys think any and all sex is a
good thing, the truth is that there are some kinds of sex he'd just as soon say
no to.
Super-Clean Sex
He doesn't want to be with someone who's too worried about her 300 thread count
sheets to have a good time. And surprise! He'd rather stick around after for
some snuggling (and maybe an encore) than make a mad dash for the shower. The
bottom line: dudes don't dig girls who don't want to get a little dirty.
Just-Lie-There Lovin'
We're pretty sure there is no mention in the Kama Sutra of a position wherein
you must lie motionless on your back whilst staring blankly at the ceiling.
There's good reason for that - unenthusiastic loving has zero erotic appeal.
Move around. Climb on top. Be an eager beaver.
Over Accessorized Erotica
He doesn't want to spend twenty minutes trying to get you out of that lacy
underwear contraption you've rigged up, when it's so much faster ripping off
those worn cotton panties that you usually wear. We're all for variety, but he
doesn't want to fornicate with a fashion victim.
Special Occasion Sex
You think the fancy dinner, zillion candles and smooth soundtrack are romantic
ways to make your anniversary more meaningful, but for him, special occasion sex
puts too much pressure on him to make the event perfect. He'd just as soon fall
into bed with you on a boring, old Tuesday.
Drill Sergeant Sex
He loves it when you take control. But he hates it when you're ordering him
around. That infamously frail male ego is easily dinged by your domineering. Be
bold, not bossy.