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[kalquessa]

ME: This baby we made sure is cute. What are we going to do with him?

BILL: Eat him.

ME: Hm, he does look delicious...but he looks pretty fattening.

BILL: It's true, he is quite fat.

ME: I don't think he'd be a healthy choice.

BILL: Nope. Not a Healthy Choice. Or a Lean Cuisine. He's more of a Stouffer's.

Comments

[cakemaven]

He's a Hungry Man!

[scionofgrace]

Win!

[archersangel]

my thought as well

[thothmes]

Standard answer at our house when a child asks what's for dinner any we don't want to answer (because we haven't decided or we'd like to delay the rejoicing/whining):

"Roast Child with Piggie-Toe Sauce"

[scionofgrace]

My mom's was always, "Food."

(Eventually, once we agreed to not complain, and would only ask out of curiosity, she started being specific.)

[maychorian]

♥

Fat babies are awesome.

[sartorias]

Oh I miss the days of nibblies toesies and tummies, and hearing baby laughter.

[ladybrick]

Omnombabies.