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You know you've left your child in good hands when you come back to hear him shrieking with giggles and someone exclaiming, "You're falling through space and tiiiiime!!"
(It was Ernie in this instance, in case anyone was wondering.)
Also:
ME: Oh, you're giving him a bath? Thank you!
BILL: Actually, at the moment, I'm filling up his tub with water. Then I will give him a bath.
ME: Ah. *pause* There's a naked child on our bathmat. I just thought you should know.
BILL: Is there? I thought I cleaned that up.
(It was Ernie in this instance, in case anyone was wondering.)
Also:
ME: Oh, you're giving him a bath? Thank you!
BILL: Actually, at the moment, I'm filling up his tub with water. Then I will give him a bath.
ME: Ah. *pause* There's a naked child on our bathmat. I just thought you should know.
BILL: Is there? I thought I cleaned that up.