I have discovered a terrible growth of fungus on our bed!
Are you not horrified?
What's worse even than having a fungal infestation right on one's bed is that this particular fungus can sustain itself by growing not just on beds but on people! I woke up this morning to the grim discovery that it was already too late for Mr. Bill:
Save yourselves, friendslist! Who knows where the cat fungus may strike next!