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[kalquessa]

BILL: I'm soooo sleeeepy *crawls into bed*

ME: Don't do that.

BILL: What?

ME: You know if you lie down on the bed you'll just be sad when you have to get up and brush your teeth and put your jams on.

BILL: Quiet, woman.

ME: And then you'll ask me why I let you get in bed without doing those things first.

BILL: *pulls cat onto chest* I can't get up, the Mo is sleeping on me.

ME: Okay, you asked for it. *starts iTunes, turns on Leonard Cohen's "Joan of Arc"*

BILL: I hate this song.

ME: Get up.

BILL: No.

ME: Fine. *waits*

BILL: Wait...didn't it just end? Is this...?

ME: Another version of the song? Yes. I have four.

BILL: *sleepy horror* Why are you doing this to me?

ME: Get up.

BILL: Is this real life?

ME: Get up.

BILL: This is like being waterboarded. I don't know the location of the secret base!

ME: Get up.

BILL: I can't believe you payed money for this music. How can you subject the Mo to this?? *holds hand over cat's ears*

ME: You think this is bad, just wait until you see how many versions of "Halleluja" I have on here.

BILL: Okay, I'm up. I'm up! You're a terrible person and I'm up!