My husband is a ginormous dork
BILL: So there's this new machine at the gym. It works your glutes and your spinal erectors.
ME: *nods*
BILL: I tried it because I thought my glutes and spinal erectors could use some work.
ME: Oh?
BILL: Especially my spinal erectors.
ME: Mm.
BILL: I just like saying "spinal erectors."
ME: I'd noticed, yeah.
BILL: Would you like to see my spinal erectors?
ME: It's sweet of you to offer, but better not in public.
BILL: My spinal erectors, let me show you them!
(I looked them up to make sure I was spelling them correctly, and the more archaic term for the Erector spinae is "Sacrospinalis." Which is, in my opinion, even more fun to say than "spinal erectors," though I concede as how mileage could vary on something like that.)
ME: *nods*
BILL: I tried it because I thought my glutes and spinal erectors could use some work.
ME: Oh?
BILL: Especially my spinal erectors.
ME: Mm.
BILL: I just like saying "spinal erectors."
ME: I'd noticed, yeah.
BILL: Would you like to see my spinal erectors?
ME: It's sweet of you to offer, but better not in public.
BILL: My spinal erectors, let me show you them!
(I looked them up to make sure I was spelling them correctly, and the more archaic term for the Erector spinae is "Sacrospinalis." Which is, in my opinion, even more fun to say than "spinal erectors," though I concede as how mileage could vary on something like that.)