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not_a_monk: My girlfriend hasn't seen "Return of the Jedi."
ME: You have to show her the real one. The old one.
not_a_monk: I will show her the new one, because it's better.
ME: They photoshop in emo!Anakin. And they replaced Sy Snootles with CGI.
not_a_monk: Which is how he would have done it if he'd been able to at the time.
ME: And the new song at Jabba's Palace is lame and there are back-up singers.
not_a_monk: And you totally wish you were one of them.
ME: *splutters*
not_a_monk: Don't lie, I know! You wish you could be the chick with the red hairdo and get chucked under the chin by Boba Fett.
ME: *glares* Only a little...
not_a_monk: Yeah.
ME: And not because I like the lame new song, because I don't.
not_a_monk: Just because of the Boba Fett thing.
ME: And the weird hair, a little bit.
ME: You have to show her the real one. The old one.
not_a_monk: I will show her the new one, because it's better.
ME: They photoshop in emo!Anakin. And they replaced Sy Snootles with CGI.
not_a_monk: Which is how he would have done it if he'd been able to at the time.
ME: And the new song at Jabba's Palace is lame and there are back-up singers.
not_a_monk: And you totally wish you were one of them.
ME: *splutters*
not_a_monk: Don't lie, I know! You wish you could be the chick with the red hairdo and get chucked under the chin by Boba Fett.
ME: *glares* Only a little...
not_a_monk: Yeah.
ME: And not because I like the lame new song, because I don't.
not_a_monk: Just because of the Boba Fett thing.
ME: And the weird hair, a little bit.