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BILL: What's...why is your hair...?
ME: It's getting way too long and I was trying to put it up a new way.
BILL: Ah.
ME: So what do you think?
BILL: About...what?
ME: This hairstyle?
BILL: *frowns* Oh, you mean it's done? You're going to wear it to work like that?
ME: ...I was thinking about it.
BILL: Oh.
ME: *sigh* Or not.
BILL: I'm sorry, I'm not awake yet. The dress does not make you look fat.
ME: Thank you, dear. I'm just going to go take these bobby pins out.
BILL: Okay. Good. Because they make your hair look like Darth Vader's helmet. But not fat.
ME: I love you.
ME: It's getting way too long and I was trying to put it up a new way.
BILL: Ah.
ME: So what do you think?
BILL: About...what?
ME: This hairstyle?
BILL: *frowns* Oh, you mean it's done? You're going to wear it to work like that?
ME: ...I was thinking about it.
BILL: Oh.
ME: *sigh* Or not.
BILL: I'm sorry, I'm not awake yet. The dress does not make you look fat.
ME: Thank you, dear. I'm just going to go take these bobby pins out.
BILL: Okay. Good. Because they make your hair look like Darth Vader's helmet. But not fat.
ME: I love you.