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[kalquessa]

First item of note: When my husband really needs a haircut, his bed head makes him look like a cuddly mad scientist. *cuddles his head*

Second item of note: Note that the entire following exchange took place with the covers pulled up over Mr. Bill's head.

ME: *putting shoes on* Wow, it's cold this morning.

BILL: *muffled* Why do you think I'm under here?

ME: *grumbles*

BILL: Why aren't you under here, too?

ME: Because I have to go to work.

BILL: That's too bad. I'll stay in bed for you.

ME: Gee, thanks.

BILL: I do what I can.