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MYSELF: Want more coffee.
ME: You've already had your morning coffee, no more until after lunch.
MYSELF: You're mean. Can we have tea?
ME: Herbal only.
MYSELF: I want Green tea.
ME: That's cheating, and you know it. No caffeine until after lunch.
MYSELF: You're so mean! Why?
ME: Because those are the rules. And because you wore heels yesterday without permission.
MYSELF: I thought maybe our foot was all better.
ME: Judging by how much it hurt yesterday evening, I'm guessing you were wrong about that.
MYSELF: Maybe coffee would make the foot feel better.
ME: *eyeroll* Yes, I can see how caffeine consumption would obviously aid in muscle-repair.
MYSELF: Really?
ME: No.
ME: You've already had your morning coffee, no more until after lunch.
MYSELF: You're mean. Can we have tea?
ME: Herbal only.
MYSELF: I want Green tea.
ME: That's cheating, and you know it. No caffeine until after lunch.
MYSELF: You're so mean! Why?
ME: Because those are the rules. And because you wore heels yesterday without permission.
MYSELF: I thought maybe our foot was all better.
ME: Judging by how much it hurt yesterday evening, I'm guessing you were wrong about that.
MYSELF: Maybe coffee would make the foot feel better.
ME: *eyeroll* Yes, I can see how caffeine consumption would obviously aid in muscle-repair.
MYSELF: Really?
ME: No.