Cosmetics and SG-1 (less-than-earthshattering thoughts concerning lipstick)

[kalquessa]

I am beginning to notice a trend in my efforts to write fanfic. I can either write short, silly, plotless banter or I can write longer, plotty fic that is filled to the brim with maudlin angst. For some reason that eludes my understanding, I cannot seem to write fic that contains both plot and humor, and this angers me. *pouts

Comments

[dirigibletrance]

Amanda Tapping is so hot.

That is all.

[kalquessa]

That she is. I was very close to asking my stylist to do my hair like Carter's, but I thought that might be crossing a line.

[dirigibletrance]

Who Dares, Wins. Go for it.

[kalquessa]

Yeah, but then I'd have to figure out which Carter hairstyle I want. Classic S1-2 Carter? Early S3 long and moppy Carter? Post-enforced-slavery scary short Carter? Or Possibly the most recent, artfully tossled bed-head Carter?

[dirigibletrance]

Draw up a plan of action that will allow you to do them all, with the minimum amount of hair-clipping and money spent, in the most efficient manner possible.