apple store, let's just be friends
I HAVE A NEW COMPUTER YOU GUYS
YOU GUYS
IT IS NEW AND SHINY AND NEWWWWWWWW
Let us flash backward nine days to last Saturday. I was newly pierced and bearing a Latin book signed by one P. Wentz, and I was in the Apple store with etben.
Me: Everything in the entire computer is broken.
Apple Dude: Oh! Uhm. It should all be covered by your warantee, barring unforseen circumstances.
etben: Unless you, like, open it and find half a tuna fish sandwich, right?
Me: Hahahaha!
Her: Hahahaha!
Him: Haha. That won't... happen, right?
Me: I don't eat tuna!
But a week later, I got a call. SADLY, MY DISLIKE OF TUNA DID NOT PREVENT THEM FROM DECIDING I BROKE MY COMPUTER. Apparently there was ancient water damage that had made things rusty? Which they decided was not their fault for selling me a casing that cracked? I just. Whyyyy is this my life. It would have been $800 to repair, and that computer had had problems from DAY ONE, so it just. Didn't seem worth it.
ON THE PLUS SIDE, NEW COMPUTERRRRRRRRRR THAT IS A MACBOOK AND IT IS SHINY AND WHITE AND HAS THE NEW OPERATING SYSTEM AND I AM DOWNLOADING PROGRAMS AND FIREFOX EXTENSIONS LIKE A MAD THING
HELP ME NAME IT YOU GUYS
YOU GUYS
IT IS NEW AND SHINY AND NEWWWWWWWW
Let us flash backward nine days to last Saturday. I was newly pierced and bearing a Latin book signed by one P. Wentz, and I was in the Apple store with etben.
Me: Everything in the entire computer is broken.
Apple Dude: Oh! Uhm. It should all be covered by your warantee, barring unforseen circumstances.
etben: Unless you, like, open it and find half a tuna fish sandwich, right?
Me: Hahahaha!
Her: Hahahaha!
Him: Haha. That won't... happen, right?
Me: I don't eat tuna!
But a week later, I got a call. SADLY, MY DISLIKE OF TUNA DID NOT PREVENT THEM FROM DECIDING I BROKE MY COMPUTER. Apparently there was ancient water damage that had made things rusty? Which they decided was not their fault for selling me a casing that cracked? I just. Whyyyy is this my life. It would have been $800 to repair, and that computer had had problems from DAY ONE, so it just. Didn't seem worth it.
ON THE PLUS SIDE, NEW COMPUTERRRRRRRRRR THAT IS A MACBOOK AND IT IS SHINY AND WHITE AND HAS THE NEW OPERATING SYSTEM AND I AM DOWNLOADING PROGRAMS AND FIREFOX EXTENSIONS LIKE A MAD THING
HELP ME NAME IT YOU GUYS