If I capsize on your thighs high tide B-5 you sunk my battleship
So I was at work this morning, and I started humming that horrendous song about sex from the 90s. Ahahaha, HOW UNSPECIFIC. It was that one that's like, "Let's talk about sex, bay-bee, let's talk about you and me." And then I don't know, I was kind of singing it, and kind of Googling the lyrics, and then, because this is how my brain works these days, I thought, "LOL PETE WENTZ LOVES THIS SONG." I'm not even qualifying that statement with a "probably." It is trufax. And then I started thinking about that time Pete totally tried to serenade Patrick about how they should do it like they do on the Discovery Channel! They could do it doggy-style so they could both watch X-Files, you guys!! Oh, Patrick. In my dreams, me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince could sing about.
BUT THEN I remembered that Pete can't pretend that Patrick's only his friend when he's holding his body tight!!!!!
Baby you and I'd be better than friends
Don't you think it's time we went a bit further (aww, yeah)
Every night when we say goodbye
How can I help looking in your eyes?
Wondering why you and I haven't hit it
Can we get it on?
AHAHAHAHAHAHA YES.
When we first met
That deal was stated
You stepped like my steez
The way we conversated.
OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS. I LOVE THE NINETIES. If you happened to spam my comments with hilarious 90s pop lyrics, I would not object!!
BUT THEN I remembered that Pete can't pretend that Patrick's only his friend when he's holding his body tight!!!!!
Baby you and I'd be better than friends
Don't you think it's time we went a bit further (aww, yeah)
Every night when we say goodbye
How can I help looking in your eyes?
Wondering why you and I haven't hit it
Can we get it on?
AHAHAHAHAHAHA YES.
When we first met
That deal was stated
You stepped like my steez
The way we conversated.
OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS. I LOVE THE NINETIES. If you happened to spam my comments with hilarious 90s pop lyrics, I would not object!!