I'm on fire for Bob Bryar

[kalpurna]

Guess what I've been doing with my evening! If you guessed "Stats homework," you guessed incorrectly, my friend. Oh, no. Instead, I've been reveling in the AMAZINGNESS that is Bob motherfucking Bryar.

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[shoemaster]

BOB BRYAR, DRUMMER OF MY HEART. SORRY OTHER BANDS.

MORE PEOPLE SHOULD WRITE FIC WHERE GETS SPECTACULARLY LAID WITH MIKEY.

Just sayin'.

[shoemaster]

PRETEND I CAN USE PRONOUNS.

[kalpurna]

SURE THING.

[kalpurna]

I'm sorry, I don't know if I can go quite that far! SPENCER SMITH, OKAY? But I *can* say that I could seriously go for some Bob/Spencer, as well as some Bob/Mikey. I would even read Bob/GRETA, and you know that I consider it quite an honor to ship my girlfriend with anyone but me. :D :D

[seanarenay]

OH FOR GOD'S SAKE BOB BRYAR DO ME. OR SPENCER. OR PATRICK. OR YOUR ENTIRE BAND, GSF INITIATION STYLE, BECAUSE IT'S REALLY NOT FAIR THAT JON WALKER GETS ALL OF THAT (SRY JWALK ILU).

You wiiiiiiiiiiiin tonight, seriously.

[kalpurna]

Ahahahahahaha YES. Yes to all of the above! Bob Bryar should be getting laid CONSTANTLY. With EVERYBODY. shoemaster and I are maybe talking about him spanking Brendon Urie right now!

\o/ \o/ Yay!

[molotov_bitch]

SECONDED ON THE GSF INITIATION. Why has nobody written this? You'd think it would be obvious, what with all the Panic! GSF out there that's like "Hey, let's haze the new guy WITH COCK."

kalpurna, you totally win for this post! Bob/Frank is my OTP and am boggling as to why the Bob and Frank Comedy Hour isn't a hit TV show already. Why don't I have a Bob icon? I must fix this.

[birdsflying]

Nrrgh, *Bob*. Nrrrrrgh. Even in the damn sweater vest.

[kalpurna]

Dude, I think I'm, like, developing a THING for argyle sweater vests! At least, when worn by Patrick Stump and Bob Bryar. I want to read the AU where Bob is a math professor who wears horrible sweater vests and tweed! Hahaha, I'm kind of not kidding at all, oh man.

[birdsflying]

I know! It's disturbing!

re: au. PLS TO BE WRITING THAT NOW. Spencer can be his TA. There could be talking about the maths of drumming. And inappropriate touching! And possibly the abuse of office hours for sex. And um, yes. This needs to be written.

:makes note to mention a sweater vest in the library au o0f my god':

[kalpurna]

Hahahaha, uhm, no, no, too many WIPs. *is kind of tempted, though*

SOMEONE SHOULD WRITE THIS FOR ME, WHY HAVE I NO MINIONS.

oooooh, library AU??

[misspamela]

BOB/SPENCER NOW PLZ. *holds out hand and snaps fingers*

[kalpurna]

OH YES, I WOULD ENJOY READING THAT TOO. *willfully misunderstands* *stares at her WIP folder*

[strangecobwebs]

Best thing ever to wake up to! Bob Bryar, how are you so awesome?

[kalpurna]

I don't even know how he does it! IT IS HIS SUPERPOWER!