Post-COTW tentfic is highly unrealistic, I am thinking
It has been ASS COLD in Chicago this weekend.
How cold, you ask?
SO COLD. Cold enough that the inside of my nose freezes when I'm outside for more than 45 seconds, and I feel like my face is going to fall off. -25º F with windchill cold. The kind of cold that has the government warning people not to go outside for more than half an hour because they'll get frostbite. INUVIK COLD. With polar bears on top. I have been huddled inside trying to stay alive.
Also, I may or may not have eaten an entire packet of pre-made cookie dough in an attempt to build up my fat reserves (which, uhm, it could be argued, are already sufficient). And I'm out of clean socks. So classy, you guys.
How are YOU, my lovelies? Chilly? Currently experiencing SUMMER because you are in the southern hemisphere, and therefore making me want to stab you with an icicle?
How cold, you ask?
SO COLD. Cold enough that the inside of my nose freezes when I'm outside for more than 45 seconds, and I feel like my face is going to fall off. -25º F with windchill cold. The kind of cold that has the government warning people not to go outside for more than half an hour because they'll get frostbite. INUVIK COLD. With polar bears on top. I have been huddled inside trying to stay alive.
Also, I may or may not have eaten an entire packet of pre-made cookie dough in an attempt to build up my fat reserves (which, uhm, it could be argued, are already sufficient). And I'm out of clean socks. So classy, you guys.
How are YOU, my lovelies? Chilly? Currently experiencing SUMMER because you are in the southern hemisphere, and therefore making me want to stab you with an icicle?