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Download a Kalos Previously in Kalos land:
The last Kalos baby was born, Kayden. And the rest of the kids shared teenage hood.
Let's welcome this post with Kayden's angry face. Otherwise known as his regular face. That or he's trying to match his shirt.
But back to the true terror of this family. Raphael has decided that the cemetery is the best place to hang out.
With his new girlfriend Quincey. (
simpairment)
See
Deens 6.5 for courtship details.
RAPHAEL: I think it's time you met my family.
QUINCEY: I dreaded this day. Might as well get it over with.
What is so interesting?
I see...
RAPHAEL: I'm hoooooooome *grin*
QUINCEY: I haven't even met him, but I hate your brother already.
RAPHAEL: I can agree to that.
QUINCEY: I love when you hate things.
RAPHAEL: I love when we hate things together. *smooch* ♥
SHIKI PORTRAIT: *approves*
On the other side of the house let's join the Sugiri skit show.
SUGIRI: What is that? Who would do that?
SUGIRI: On the other hand... it does look interesting...
SUGIRI: Nevermind.
SUGIRI: And why do my hands smell like fish?
QUINCEY: Is that your father over there?
RAPHAEL: ...yes. He likes to pretend he's evil. You should have met my grandfather. Now that was true evil.
SEVEN: Yay! My son is becoming a man!
SUGIRI: It reeks of evil here.
QUINCEY: I hate him too.
Sugiri I is making sure Shui has no privacy.
QUINCEY: This is the Kalos my uncle Henry was talking about? He doesn't look evil at all. Do not approve.
Quincey's opinions aside Raphael is ecstatic for this opportunity.
RAPHAEL: I'm so glad to finally meet you grandpa!
LUKAS: Well I don't think I had that much influence.
RAPHAEL: Are you kidding? You are the first true evil Kalos. My entire existence depends on bringing the evil in this family full circle.
LUKAS: In that case let me tell you about the evil organization and a man called Henry Deens...
Many stories later.
RAPHAEL: Wow! I had no idea there was so much to learn!
RAPHAEL: I can't wait until I'm older so I can marry Quincey and rebuild the evil organization.
LUKAS: I like your conviction, my boy. You will do well. Now excuse me one second.
LUKAS: UGH ghost!
ADEN: UGH ghost!
LUKAS: So this is Henry's niece. She looks nothing like him.
LUKAS: I'll just wait here :)
RAPHAEL: You're still here grandpa?
LUKAS: I wanted to meet Henry's great niece but she was sleeping.
LUKAS: I have to go now. Gabriel gets grumpy when left alone for too long. Do me proud boy!
RAPHAEL: I will great grandfather. I will.
Couldn't resist <3
SEVEN: MUAHAHAHAHA!
Stop that Seven. No one is buying it.
QUINCEY: Did you stay up all night talking with your dead great grandfather?
RAPHAEL: That was the most enlightening conversation of my life. Now I know what I have to do.
QUINCEY: Well if you're up maybe we should party.
RAPHAEL: Party?
GRACE: *tries to be inconspicuous*
QUINCEY: Yes. A party. What do you say lover-boy? Let's move this to the next level.
RAPHAEL: Ehhh?
RAPHAEL: Quincey I love you and you are gorgeous but I-
QUINCEY: Come on, Raphael. Don't be a wuss.
RAPHAEL: I'm sorry, Quincey. I'm just- I'm just not ready for this.
QUINCEY: What?
QUINCEY: You are actually rejecting this sexy body yours for the taking?
QUINCEY: You will regret this, Raphael.
GRACE: Thank god for dawn.
And that's how Raphael spent the night with his father.
There was still family left for Quincey to meet.
KAYDEN: So you are Raphael's girlfriend?
QUINCEY: Hmph I don't speak to brats. You are only good for being my minion. Go away now.
KAYDEN: We'll see about that.
MAKOTO: No door. I already told you!
KAYDEN: CHARGEEEEEEE
MAKOTO: You are to remain closed!
QUINCEY: Where you go brat? Show yourself!
KAYDEN: *tackle*
QUINCEY: What? This can't be possible! I share the blood of Henry motherfucking Deens! I cannot lose to a brat!
SLAM
MAKOTO: And you wall! What were you thinking?!
KAYDEN: Serves you right!
MAKOTO: What did you say to me?!
QUINCEY: How is this possible?!
KAYDEN: I hate you! And I hate your butt! Ever since Raphael stole my candy I swore I'd have my revenge.
KAYDEN: I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!
KAYDEN: rarrr
KAYDEN: *suddenly calms down*
MAKOTO: And you lamp! Don't think because I haven't talked to you yet I have forgotten about you.
MAKOTO: Now you all three listen to me.
MAKOTO: Hey! What did you hear?
QUINCEY: This family is full of lunatics. I can't wait until Raphael grows up so we can get out of here.
MAKOTO: Oh no! My plans have been discovered!
And that's how Quincey Deens met the family she would inevitably marry into.
Later bbs ♥