7:24am this morning, when I was suppsoed to have a lie-in, as it was my morning off college:

Phone: *beep*
Kate: Grrr. Argh. Mmmmph. *plans ways to kill the person who is making her phone beep, many of them involving nasty things done with forks*
Text (from Dan): IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!
Kate: ... what?
Kate: ... Dan is mad. He has officially turned into a ( Read more... )