Shiver me timbers!

[kalliplokime]

I be having quite a fancy for these Webbe Holidays, and partic'ly this one, what be full o' pirates. So, in honor o' the season, I thought I'd give ye some Pirate Jokes, to get ye scurvy dogs more in th' mood, as 'twere. But these be not just any Pirate Jokes. I know ye to be discernin' salts, and not content with usual lubberly fare, and so I explored the whole of the Webbe until I found somethin' what were worthy of yer delicate appetites.

Pirate Jokes fer Sophisticates

Enjoy, ye bilge rats! Or else!

(How be it that I have no piratical LJ-engravin'? What scurvy oversight be that?)