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Pacific Ocean: Ah yes, come to mama. <3_<3 I'm 3000 miles away but you know. What could possibly go wrong?
Lake Superior: OMG I'M RIGHT HERE. HAVE YOU NOT HEARD. THAT THE LAKE, IT IS SAID. NEVER GIVES UP HER DEAD????
Lake Superior: OMG I'M RIGHT HERE. HAVE YOU NOT HEARD. THAT THE LAKE, IT IS SAID. NEVER GIVES UP HER DEAD????