Bulwer-Lytton: Bring it on, DW Fandom

[kalleah]

I look forward to several awards every year, including the Ig Nobels, Darwins, and the less-known but equally hilarious Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest. Bulwer-Lytton is the writer who gave us, amongst other contributions, the opening "It was a dark and stormy night ..."

My favorites this year:

Behind his pearly white smile lay a Bible black heart,

Comments

[jigglykat]

It was a dark and stormy night, except when the lightning flashed, because then it wasn't dark; it sort of turned the windows into a giant disco ball for a moment, but eventually the thunder and lightning stopped and it settled down to a steady light rain, so then it really was dark, but it would probably be a stretch to call it stormy.

If Ten wrote a story, this is how it would start out.

[kalleah]

An excellent point, my dear. He has a tendency to ramble. (Bless him for it.)

All we need now is to have him sitting on top of the TARDIS with a typewriter. ;)

[jigglykat]

All we need now is to have him sitting on top of the TARDIS with a typewriter. ;)

Oh sweet lord, I think that might have to go on the fanart list.

[kalleah]

Your contribution to my challenge may be visual. ;)

Ten-as-Snoopy FTW.

ETA: So, in thinking about this further, why not have Ten working on the great novel? He was composing, after all. Hmm.

[jigglykat]

Done done done and done.

[chloris]

That was beautiful and I love the graphic!

[glory_jean]

Hee! That. Is. Awesome.

[kalleah]

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

[nonelvis]

You have read this, haven't you?

(Still thinking about my challenge response. But there will be at least one, of course.)

[kalleah]

I expect great things from you, of course. Hee.

[the_tenzo]

Oh. My. God. How did I not know about this before?!? That was the greatest DW fic in the history of mankind.

[jigglykat]

NO. OMG, this is FAR too fabulous!

(I only read the first bit, I have to run and do laundry, but THANK you for the link!)