Fic: Halloween Skit (Draco/Hermione)
Title: Halloween Skit
Author: kalina_blue
Gift for: Softobsidian74
Rating: R
Pairing: Draco/Hermione
Word Count: 200 words
Warnings: violence, blood, gore
Summary: Their most famous Halloween skit.
A/N: Softobsidian74 asked for horror and I tried to make this as Halloween-y as possible. I just had to discover that 200 words don't allow for much room to describe the gory details. I hope you still enjoy the drabble though. Happy Halloween!
Thanks uniquepov for the quick beta.
Hermione loved putting on a skit for the trick-or-treaters in the front of their house every Halloween. It was the one time of the year she allowed her inner child to come out and play, and she enjoyed herself immensely. Not in the least because her husband thought that playing a scene from Muggle horror movies in the front garden of Malfoy Manor was blasphemy and hated it when she made him participate. Sometimes Draco just tended to forget that he had changed sides during the war.
This year, the trick-or-treaters enjoyed the gruesome sight of Draco strung up from the old oak in front of the Manor, his guts slowly dripping onto the grounds. Hermione lay at the door, her wrists and throat cut.
Everyone was impressed with how real the scene looked. The adult accompanying their children tried placing this year's skit with any Muggle horror movies, but none could think of one that would fit just right.
The Aurors who found Hermione and Draco dead in front of their house the next morning, however, correctly assumed that Rodolphus Lestrange just didn't have enough knowledge about Muggles to stage the murders like a scene from a horror flick.
Author: kalina_blue
Gift for: Softobsidian74
Rating: R
Pairing: Draco/Hermione
Word Count: 200 words
Warnings: violence, blood, gore
Summary: Their most famous Halloween skit.
A/N: Softobsidian74 asked for horror and I tried to make this as Halloween-y as possible. I just had to discover that 200 words don't allow for much room to describe the gory details. I hope you still enjoy the drabble though. Happy Halloween!
Thanks uniquepov for the quick beta.
Hermione loved putting on a skit for the trick-or-treaters in the front of their house every Halloween. It was the one time of the year she allowed her inner child to come out and play, and she enjoyed herself immensely. Not in the least because her husband thought that playing a scene from Muggle horror movies in the front garden of Malfoy Manor was blasphemy and hated it when she made him participate. Sometimes Draco just tended to forget that he had changed sides during the war.
This year, the trick-or-treaters enjoyed the gruesome sight of Draco strung up from the old oak in front of the Manor, his guts slowly dripping onto the grounds. Hermione lay at the door, her wrists and throat cut.
Everyone was impressed with how real the scene looked. The adult accompanying their children tried placing this year's skit with any Muggle horror movies, but none could think of one that would fit just right.
The Aurors who found Hermione and Draco dead in front of their house the next morning, however, correctly assumed that Rodolphus Lestrange just didn't have enough knowledge about Muggles to stage the murders like a scene from a horror flick.