Little things
Some things that have made me grin lately.
My seven year old, having her hair brushed before bed, wearing only a tee shirt and underwear--"You're pulling my hair! But it's okay, it doesn't hurt. Why not? Because I'm not wearing any pants!"
My four year old, handing me a half eaten popsicle--"I going potty. Hold this." Then, very seriously, "Mommy! You don't eat it! It's mine. I watching you."
My male co-worker, to his friend--"What? I'm so not metrosexual. Dude, are you kidding me? I have hair on my arms."
My female co-worker, talking about her husband--"He never lets me touch his butt. It's weird, he jumps every time. It's like he thinks I'm going to thumb him or something."
Written on a black marker hanging by the office fridge--"IM IN UR FRIDGE, LABELING UR FOODZ"
*G*
My seven year old, having her hair brushed before bed, wearing only a tee shirt and underwear--"You're pulling my hair! But it's okay, it doesn't hurt. Why not? Because I'm not wearing any pants!"
My four year old, handing me a half eaten popsicle--"I going potty. Hold this." Then, very seriously, "Mommy! You don't eat it! It's mine. I watching you."
My male co-worker, to his friend--"What? I'm so not metrosexual. Dude, are you kidding me? I have hair on my arms."
My female co-worker, talking about her husband--"He never lets me touch his butt. It's weird, he jumps every time. It's like he thinks I'm going to thumb him or something."
Written on a black marker hanging by the office fridge--"IM IN UR FRIDGE, LABELING UR FOODZ"
*G*