Fic awards, woohoo!

[kalimyre]

So a while back, the lovely Darcy (also known as vidsalot) and myself were asked to be "guest authors" on a chat for the International Little Danny Group. This is because a couple years ago we co-wrote the ridiculously long little Danny story, There is a Season, and it apparently still has a certain popularity in the fandom. So yay! Anyway, we went and

Comments

[indybaggins]

-Best Kink and/or threesome
Colin: “We’re watching animal porn! … Mary had a little lamb!...”

Wayne: I feel ten pounds lighter and just a little dirty.

Colin:We're gonna have to blow it.
Ryan: Blow the door? Are you out of your mind?
Colin: No, I mean blow it up.

Richard Simmons: I'll be all the props for these men!

Colin: I've been very bad. I shave......animals...for my own entertainment.

Ryan: Buffalo come
Colin: You didn't have to put your ear in it to find out

Colin: He put my stone back in my end!

Greg: Someone is coming in my ear.

-Best Unusual pairing
Drew: A lot of people forget that on the Drew Carey show, Ryan and I have been totally naked.

-Best "It was all the booze!" fic
Colin: Oh, we're gonna have to call a fireman to put *you* out!

-Most frustrating fade to black
Colin:With the wig... you remind me... of Julia...

-Best use of wives
Ryan: Oh... you two are married?
Colin: It's nothing permanent.

Colin:Wives live longer than their husbands because they arn't married to women"

Drew: Bad Songs to serenade her with.
Ryan: Who?
Drew: Her
Ryan: Oh!

-Best use of an OC
Robin Williams: I have a career, what the hell am I doing here?

-Best Colin-centric
Drew: Things you shouldn't do to a bald person".
Wayne: No...
Colin: Oh, go ahead. It's for comedy.

-Best Ryan-centric
Drew: That was Ringling Bros. they want their shoes back.

Mike: "Don't mess with the Neon Love Chicken!"

Ryan: Come sleep with me, sleep with me twice. I think that would be very nice. Looky looky at the size of my shoe, you know what they say, yes it is true.

-Best Greg-centric
Greg: In a world full of poop, there's just one prooper. I'm Greg Proops, the pooper scooper.

-Best Character-centric (for all the others?)
Brad: I just wanna stand here and stare at my privates!

Chip: if I were a drink I believe I would be a margarita because I am tall... and... salty... and I... always have Tequila in me.

-Best tear-jerker:
Colin: "that song never fails to bring an tear to my.. stomach lining".

[clayangel]

Those are fabulous. ^_^ I think my vote for the kink one is Wayne's. For the Ryan-centric fic, I like Mike's quote. For wives, I like the Ryan/Colin one.

For Greg, I've always liked: "Hello, everybody. I'm Proop Doggy Dog."

[kalimyre]

Woo! These are all awesome. I had a great time sitting here reading through them, and they're lovely. I think this is perhaps the most fitting of them all, for best use of wives: Colin:Wives live longer than their husbands because they aren't married to women. Perfect!