Fic awards, woohoo!
So a while back, the lovely Darcy (also known as vidsalot) and myself were asked to be "guest authors" on a chat for the International Little Danny Group. This is because a couple years ago we co-wrote the ridiculously long little Danny story, There is a Season, and it apparently still has a certain popularity in the fandom. So yay! Anyway, we went and
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-Best H/C
Colin: I'll be your lightning rod of hate.
Drew: Names that will get your child's ass kicked."
Colin: C'mere, Colin.
-Best Romance
Drew: What holds you to the Earth?
Greg: Why, my love for you, Drew.
Ryan: By the way I love you.
Colin: Stop it!
Colin: "Nothing says 'Valentine' more than a balding damsel...
-Best First Time
Colin: It all seemed too easy... way too easy. That's when he did something totally unexpected. Something so crazy and wild that it took me totally by surprise. Even though it was kind of funny, it was still really weird!
Ryan: How's the partner feel about this?
Colin: Well, of course he's a little worried, because he depends on me for a lot of the income...
-Best Established relationship
Ryan: I said to Colin, did you know that was me? He goes, yeah. I go, how did you know? He goes, I know your lips.
-Best Angst
Ryan: Actually, I was saying "Get the fuck off! Get the fuck off!" I don't know if we can air that, but that's what I was saying.
Colin: There's blood in my stool!
Ryan- My God, all the water in the pond! It's going! The fish are just lying on the beach!
Colin- And they're bursting into flames!!
Ryan- And the grounds starting to shake!
Colin- Meteor! There's only one hope!
Ryan- ....Run from side to side?!?
Colin- Yes!!
-Best Darkfic
Brad: That's what you get for river dancing in a thong.
Colin: It's very hush hush.
-Best AU
Laura Hall: "It's... Hard to explain"
Drew: As we know, Africa's a big country...
Ryan Stiles: You'll never get past the little teapots.
-Best cross-over
Colin: Get out of town and take a bus!
Colin: “It’s cerebral!”
-Best Humor
Colin: Meeeooooow!
Colin: Tapioca!
-Best Friendschip (group?)
Colin: I'll tell you what you look like: A big stick with a big nose!
Colin: "You know with all the bald jokes, the melon jokes, I make ONE nose joke and I get an OOHHHH!!"
-Best Drabble
Colin:You know, for as long as I can remember, I've had memories
-Best Short story
Colin: I hope it's me with my clothes on.
Colin: "oh wait i got calluses on my testicles"
Ryan: "and we only brought two of those!"
-Best Long story
Ryan: Haven't seen you since the lube job.
Various: "Two thongs don't make a right."
Denny: Don't get too close, it's the '50's!
-Best Novel
Ryan: The cat, stop it with the cat...
-Best Kiss
Ryan: “I believe that was the first time I kissed you, wasn’t it?”
Colin: “It was very nice, thank you.”
Colin: I never get two thousand points for kissing him. (Ryan)
Drew: That's 'cause you like to kiss him.
-Best Sex-scene
Colin: I need a hammer.
Ryan: I knew he needed a hammer. He also needed a couple of nails and a good screw.
Ryan: Keith, I'm going to need two minutes.
Ryan: And I *mean* "two minutes"!
There's nothing like a 200-pound snatch, if you know what I mean
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