Rejection of Rejection Letter
I saw this in a friend's calendar thing... awesome...
The next time you get a rejection letter from a prospective employer or published , just send them the following:
Dear [name],
Thank you for your letter of [date of rejection letter]. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me [employment/contract].
This year I have been particularly fortunate in recieving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. Despite [name of company]'s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will initiate employment with your firm immediately following [graduation/job change/ etc]. I look forward to working with you.
Best luck in rejecting future candidates.
Sincerely,
[your name]
The next time you get a rejection letter from a prospective employer or published , just send them the following:
Dear [name],
Thank you for your letter of [date of rejection letter]. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me [employment/contract].
This year I have been particularly fortunate in recieving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. Despite [name of company]'s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will initiate employment with your firm immediately following [graduation/job change/ etc]. I look forward to working with you.
Best luck in rejecting future candidates.
Sincerely,
[your name]