Gay men, dates, bars, and english classes...
Sooo... I went to school today...and I have bad gaydar, yo.
There's this kid in my History of English class who I suspected but wasn't sure... but he totally dished to me today about his date this weekend. His date's name is... Brett. Right. Anyways... so... Kelly and I made our Tuesday trip to Churchills and these guys just randomly decided to talk to us. One of them was talking about his ex-wife, and then decides to announce that he's gay. And he wants to go out dancing with me? Right.
So... Kelly and I are walking back to class and have the following conversation:
Me: He's cute.
Kelly: He's gay. You only like gay men. It's why you're single.
Me: What about that guy? Totally cute.
Her: GAY.
Me: What, do you want me to go for a football type? He's cute over there....
Kelly: GAY GAY GAY GAY.
Me: Is every man on campus gay?
Kelly: Not that one.
Me: UGH.
Kelly: c'mon, try for one that looks available and straight.
Me: I can't, I like the emo boys... And all the emo boys have girls.
Kelly: pick a different type of guy.
Me: I like goth boys.
Kelly: They are ALL gay.
Me: I like...ok, you're right. I'll be single for the rest of my life because I only like gay guys.
Kelly: You could always be a lesbian....or get a sex change operation.
Me: I'll pass. Being single is better than being a man.
I wrote some BAD poetry. And I'm not using bad in the good way. I'm trying to get my art back..
I got a new phone. I am now a Sprint customer.... text message me! I <3 text messages.
There's this kid in my History of English class who I suspected but wasn't sure... but he totally dished to me today about his date this weekend. His date's name is... Brett. Right. Anyways... so... Kelly and I made our Tuesday trip to Churchills and these guys just randomly decided to talk to us. One of them was talking about his ex-wife, and then decides to announce that he's gay. And he wants to go out dancing with me? Right.
So... Kelly and I are walking back to class and have the following conversation:
Me: He's cute.
Kelly: He's gay. You only like gay men. It's why you're single.
Me: What about that guy? Totally cute.
Her: GAY.
Me: What, do you want me to go for a football type? He's cute over there....
Kelly: GAY GAY GAY GAY.
Me: Is every man on campus gay?
Kelly: Not that one.
Me: UGH.
Kelly: c'mon, try for one that looks available and straight.
Me: I can't, I like the emo boys... And all the emo boys have girls.
Kelly: pick a different type of guy.
Me: I like goth boys.
Kelly: They are ALL gay.
Me: I like...ok, you're right. I'll be single for the rest of my life because I only like gay guys.
Kelly: You could always be a lesbian....or get a sex change operation.
Me: I'll pass. Being single is better than being a man.
I wrote some BAD poetry. And I'm not using bad in the good way. I'm trying to get my art back..
I got a new phone. I am now a Sprint customer.... text message me! I <3 text messages.