hearting
ok i know some ppl are probably gonna get offended by this and think im aiming an attack on them personally, but let me just say that i am thinking of no one as i write this. so here it is:
i hate hearting. you know, when ppl say "i heart scabies" or something like that. ok maybe not scabies, but you know what i mean. i just dont understand why one cant say "i love cars" or "gee, i love this taco.." why does it have to be heart? for one, its got more letters than love, so its harder to type. but even in conversation, its the same syllable count as love is, so WHAT IS THE DEAL HERE?! im trying to understand this hearting phenomenon, but i just cant. i mean, what if i wanted to tell people not to smoke in my room and i said "hey, red circle with a slash through it smoking in here" or if i wanted to express how lucky someone is that they won something or whatever and said "boy, you sure are clover" do you see what i mean?? its a terrible blight upon civilization and needs to be stopped. yeah. so anyways, all of you who do the hearting thing, dont be offended or hurt or anything. a LOT of my very close friends do the hearting thing and im not trying to be insulting. i just dont like the hearting system and im stickin it to the man .
im a little pissed at officer 15 here at furman. hes given me tickets in the past 2 days straight, and thats just gay. i know hes just doing his job, but why not get a job that counts? seriously, as a man, i know that i would wnat to have a job i could describe as worthwhile. officer 15 here can certainly not say this. for one, he doesnt even have a name among us. hes officer number 15. if thats not the brand of obscurity for life, nothing is. imagine his kid bringing him to class to tell about his job. "hey kids, i drive around on a golf cart all day long and make sure college students dont have any convenience at their 30 thousand dollar/year school. sure, my badge says to serve and protect on it, so i SERVE them tickets and PROTECT them from getting fat from driving to class instead of walking. arent i cool?" literally, he just drives around all day making ppl miserable. its not even a worthwhile function. nothing good comes of this. officer 15, you are utterly useless. brian shell agrees with me and says he is "a bucket of pants milk" if you catch his drift. so, there you go.
i got accepted to go to new zealand next semester today. thats pretty cool. ill leave in july and come back in november. itll be cool, cuz ill come back when all furman ppl still have exams and papers and stuff, so ill annoy the hell out of ppl. i cant wait. let me know if you want to be on the email list to update and tell amusing stories of my escapades in kiwi land.
oh yeah, sin city is a cool ass movie. i loved it. anyways, im done for now.
i hate hearting. you know, when ppl say "i heart scabies" or something like that. ok maybe not scabies, but you know what i mean. i just dont understand why one cant say "i love cars" or "gee, i love this taco.." why does it have to be heart? for one, its got more letters than love, so its harder to type. but even in conversation, its the same syllable count as love is, so WHAT IS THE DEAL HERE?! im trying to understand this hearting phenomenon, but i just cant. i mean, what if i wanted to tell people not to smoke in my room and i said "hey, red circle with a slash through it smoking in here" or if i wanted to express how lucky someone is that they won something or whatever and said "boy, you sure are clover" do you see what i mean?? its a terrible blight upon civilization and needs to be stopped. yeah. so anyways, all of you who do the hearting thing, dont be offended or hurt or anything. a LOT of my very close friends do the hearting thing and im not trying to be insulting. i just dont like the hearting system and im stickin it to the man .
im a little pissed at officer 15 here at furman. hes given me tickets in the past 2 days straight, and thats just gay. i know hes just doing his job, but why not get a job that counts? seriously, as a man, i know that i would wnat to have a job i could describe as worthwhile. officer 15 here can certainly not say this. for one, he doesnt even have a name among us. hes officer number 15. if thats not the brand of obscurity for life, nothing is. imagine his kid bringing him to class to tell about his job. "hey kids, i drive around on a golf cart all day long and make sure college students dont have any convenience at their 30 thousand dollar/year school. sure, my badge says to serve and protect on it, so i SERVE them tickets and PROTECT them from getting fat from driving to class instead of walking. arent i cool?" literally, he just drives around all day making ppl miserable. its not even a worthwhile function. nothing good comes of this. officer 15, you are utterly useless. brian shell agrees with me and says he is "a bucket of pants milk" if you catch his drift. so, there you go.
i got accepted to go to new zealand next semester today. thats pretty cool. ill leave in july and come back in november. itll be cool, cuz ill come back when all furman ppl still have exams and papers and stuff, so ill annoy the hell out of ppl. i cant wait. let me know if you want to be on the email list to update and tell amusing stories of my escapades in kiwi land.
oh yeah, sin city is a cool ass movie. i loved it. anyways, im done for now.