christmas
merry belated christmas to all you people out there. if you arent a christian, happy belated give and receive presents and hear annoying music and see your wrinkly relatives day. the picture you see above would be me in a santa hat. when we have christmas at my grandparents' or aunt and uncle's house, one of us gets to be santa and pass out the gifts. this was my year for said job, so i accepted it willingly, and i must say i look damn good in that hat. to the right, you see one of my wrinkly relatives. thats my grandfather, who i call papa. the A is pronounced like the A in apple. his real name is gifford. haha, its great. hes hilarious. poking out from behind me is my uncle sam, who is ridiculously badass, and outrageously rich. they have an original ansel adams rare photograph in their house, along with other priceless items. the house is just striking. under my arm is my sister, anne. she just graduated from college. good for her.
so i hope everyone had a wonderful christmas time and got great gifts. i mainly got money, which is no complaint at all. i also got a digital camera, which is great, because i needed one but couldnt make myself get one. and i got some other nice stuff, blah blah blah. so other than a few horrible things that have happened, christmas week hasnt been too bad. i think we are on the upside of it now, which is always a good thing, and i will be going back to furman soon, which is a WONDERFUL thing. i cant wait to see jake and nate and will and whoever else that doesnt rate high enough to be mentioned by name.
im getting kinda pissed off, because no one ever accepts my offers to murder ppl on their behalf. this is a hell of an offer, and i dont see why anyone would ever turn it down.
btw, i watched meet joe black today for like the 5th time, and i absolutely love that movie. its so sad and touching and beautiful and all that great stuff. i love those tragic love stories. i always come so close to crying in movies like that. call me a girl if you like, then back it up by getting in the ring with me. chumps. yeah thats right, i called you all chumps. thats a great word; i think ill use it more often. that and cabana. i love that word. cabana. it just glows with a feeling of tropical spice.