not very sexy, but (x-posted to pinkpunkpornsta)

[kalika_synthine]

Militant Vegans
Circle I Limbo

Scientologists
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

DMV Employees
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Parents Who Are Afraid To Discipline Their Children
Circle IV Rolling Weights

George Bush
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Pop Stars
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Bible Beaters
Circle VII Burning Sands

Republicans
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

My Mother
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell