conspiracy theories

[kalichan]

So... courtesy of faris_nallaneen, I see that Sarah Palin has resigned??? I can see four possibilities, all of which are bad.

Possibility 1: Lots (okay, two. But still) of top Alaskan health officials resigned recently. Is Alaska about to experience some form of plague that will eventually take over the planet? Is swine flu really polar bear flu? (Plague = bad

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[51stcenturyfox]

I predict: FOX NEWS JOB. Hannity and Palin or something equally hurl-inducing. Or her own morning show!

I've been predicting this for a while, though.

OMG. I just noticed your lulzy icon! :D

[kalichan]

Imagine her circling the tables at media press dinners, glaring daggers at Katie Couric. I think i just threw up a little in my mouth.

[51stcenturyfox]

Oh man.

See, she does have that local sports broadcasting background... "The East High Timberlakes bit the hell out of the Valley Snow Cougars! Damn, I said hell. Sorry. I said damn. Oops. Check out my legs!"

OH. Wait. They're going to give her her own talk show, aren't they? I would bet cash monies on this.

My turn to hurl!

[ladypeculiar]

This was my thought . . . it will be like Hardball only starring Palin and Joe the Plumber.

*shudder*

Generally, I think this has a lot more to do with her book deal and the fact that she can make a lot more money milking her "celebrity" if she's not tied down with pesky little things like governmental responsibilities than anything else . . . if there's a concrete reason for this other than making millions on the lecture circuit I'll be quite surprised.

[51stcenturyfox]

Aaaand I just saw this:

http://thepoliticalcarnival.blogspot.com/2009/07/palin-update-indictment-pending.html

Something as stupid as a preferential contract?

I would LOL. Pretty hard.

[elainasaunt]

Ah, but are these the same federal prosecutors who handled the Ted Stevens case so brilliantly? *cough*

[kalichan]

*cries*

[kalichan]

it will be like Hardball only starring Palin and Joe the Plumber.

I will have nightmares for days. you betcha.