i bought who what?
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I bought porn for martini_devil (-10 points). In June I stole ennuimonkey's purse (-30 points). Last Sunday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In April I gave the_cyr a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last month I pulled arachnophiliac's hair (-5 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-49 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
kalibhajan