*WARNING* Random rant about males
SO.... I've decided that I need to move to Sweden. Women are tall there right? Because I may be able to lose weight, dye my hair any color of the rainbow, and do all the girly stuff like make-up, nails, and dresses, but short of radical and almost definitely illegal surgury, I will never be any shorter and that seems to be a major turn off for 90% of the male population and the rest are just creeps or head cases. So I need to go to Sweden or some other nordic country where women are not expected to be 5'2 and 100 lbs. The other 2 options are becoming a lesbian outright or celibacy. Because my relationship to the males of the species is obviously never going to progress past me being one of the guys or the Safety/Stand in GF.