IS MY OCULAR APPREHENSION AT FAULT? THIS CANNOT BE REAL.
...This may be obscure for some of you, but for others? I just took a look at the September solicits, and...
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AAAAAAGH! Abnett & Lanning, all may be forgiven!
NOVA #29
Written by DAN ABNETT & ANDY LANNING
Cover by ADI GRANOV
"Starstalker" part 1 of 2! How has the aftermath of the War of Kings affected the newly reborn and viciously battered Nova Corps? When the universe is changed, who is left to protect and serve the innocents? Out of the devastation--and from Marvel's cosmic past--strides a mysterious new threat...and an unexpected ally! Find out who in the latest issue of the series that ComicPants.com calls, "a consistently entertaining and enjoyable read...If you haven't been reading Nova you are missing out on one of Marvels best written books."
32 PGS./Rated T+ ...$2.99
STARSTALKER. It's like they're reading my mind! First Darkhawk, now this?? Context? What context?
How cool is Monark Starstalker? Dude has precisely ONE canon appearance, a robot falcon, a vortex pistol, and a SWORD.
Then there's a new Shang-Chi miniseries.
AAAAAAAAGH! Shang-Chi: Master of Kung Fu #1:
Shang-Chi vs. Deadpool. We all know that Deadpool will stop in the middle of the fight and have a fanboy meltdown just like he did when he met Shen Kuei.
I'm going to publicly go on record and call it now: Deadpool is going to get a curb stomping from Shang-Chi. He's going to get the kind of curb stomp from Shang-Chi that, were I able to obtain a pair of adamantium escrima sticks, I would enact upon Karl Rove.
Also, Shang-Chi is in Converse Chuck Taylors.
Fangirl implosion in 3...2...1...
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!!!
!!!!!!
AAAAAAGH! Abnett & Lanning, all may be forgiven!
NOVA #29
Written by DAN ABNETT & ANDY LANNING
Cover by ADI GRANOV
"Starstalker" part 1 of 2! How has the aftermath of the War of Kings affected the newly reborn and viciously battered Nova Corps? When the universe is changed, who is left to protect and serve the innocents? Out of the devastation--and from Marvel's cosmic past--strides a mysterious new threat...and an unexpected ally! Find out who in the latest issue of the series that ComicPants.com calls, "a consistently entertaining and enjoyable read...If you haven't been reading Nova you are missing out on one of Marvels best written books."
32 PGS./Rated T+ ...$2.99
STARSTALKER. It's like they're reading my mind! First Darkhawk, now this?? Context? What context?
How cool is Monark Starstalker? Dude has precisely ONE canon appearance, a robot falcon, a vortex pistol, and a SWORD.
Then there's a new Shang-Chi miniseries.
AAAAAAAAGH! Shang-Chi: Master of Kung Fu #1:
Shang-Chi vs. Deadpool. We all know that Deadpool will stop in the middle of the fight and have a fanboy meltdown just like he did when he met Shen Kuei.
I'm going to publicly go on record and call it now: Deadpool is going to get a curb stomping from Shang-Chi. He's going to get the kind of curb stomp from Shang-Chi that, were I able to obtain a pair of adamantium escrima sticks, I would enact upon Karl Rove.
Also, Shang-Chi is in Converse Chuck Taylors.
Fangirl implosion in 3...2...1...