My LJ: Better Than MySpace!

[kali921]

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So, as usually happens on my journal, a post explodes on a certain topic, and then suddenly five people that didn't know each other before on my flist are friending each other in an orgy of proactive internet social interactions, and this is what we wind up with:

Due to cats_n_crying ordering me around, we now have FOUR people that want to

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[shadowlongknife]

NEVER GIVE A THUMBS UP AGAIN.

Srsly.

[kali921]

I NEVER WILL, I PROMISE. I MIGHT TAKE OUT MEXICO CITY, AND THEN MY INSURANCE PREMIUMS WOULD SKYROCKET, NOT TO MENTION THE LAWSUITS.

Also, hug!!

[shadowlongknife]

ALAS, POOR MEXICO CITY. I KNEW IT, HORATIO (CAINE?).

Oh, the hugs are pretty much candy to me right now. More, plz.

[kali921]

AHAHAHAHAHA.

JUST THINK, WHEN I GET MAD AT MILAN FOR NOT LETTING GIANFRANCO FERRE SHOW HIS SPRING '08 LINE ON THE RUNWAY, I CAN PERMANENTLY SOLVE THE PROBLEM BY OBLITERATING ALL OF NORTHERN ITALY!

What's going on at work, hunny? What'd I miss? I'm woefully behind on LJ.

*BEAR HUG BUT WITHOUT THUMBS*

[shadowlongknife]

I THINK CERTAIN SEGMENTS OF TEXAS SHOULD GO AS WELL. JUST WHEREVER IT IS THE PREZ TAKES HIS VACATION, AHEM. BOOM! BYE, CRAWFORD.

Oh, work. Sigh. We're desperately shorthanded, and one of the two guys that works with me at night fell off his roof and effed up his shoulder blade and back and ribs, and so, I will lose my days off this week, and probably miss going to the concert I had planned on going to on Sunday night. :/

[kali921]

Oh, no, sweetie! I'm so sorry! What show were you going to see? Oh, my poor baby. I'm sorry! Can I come over and cook you dinner?

You get overtime, at least?

[shadowlongknife]

"Weird Al" Yankovic. I've been a fan since I was 12, and have yet to enjoy his live show. And dammit, I'm not giving up this chance. I already have tickets. *sulk*

I'll get overtime pay, yeah. I'm more concerned with the liklihood that I'll flip my wig and kill a customer, which would be BAD.

[kali921]

YOU GET A THUMB TATTOO, AND I'M TAKING YOU OUT, MAN. No killing!

Oh, sweetheart. I'm sorry. Any way you can get someone to cover for you? Quel bummer.

[shadowlongknife]

Can I douse someone in scalding hot coffee, then?

The only one there is to cover is my poor overworked boss, and I hate making him work double when he already works 6 days a week and doesn't get overtime. Gah. I loathe being in this position, because I feel AWFUL when I say no to him.