Attention JcPenney shoppers!
it has come to my attention that some ground rules need to be laid down for the usage of my cell phone number. The rules of MY cell phone are as follows:
1) Do NOT leave long voice mails that are like " Uhmmm michelle this is uhhhh...*name* and I was just callin to see what you were doooooooiiiiinnnnnn sooooo uh...*20 second pause* when you can would you.....uh.....call me back?" I will hunt you down and gut you like a fish!
2) The hours of opperation unless it is an emergancy or your name happens to be KEITH do NOT call me, text me, or ANYTHING having to do with my cell phone ringing in any way shape form or fashion between the hours of 11:00 pm til 8:00 am. Period. If you do so, and it is not said emergancy, I will have your number permantly blocked. End of Story.
3) If I don't answer the first time, what in Gods green earth makes you think I'm going to answer the UPTEEN MILLIONTH TIME you call me, if I do not answer, simply leave a message like " Michelle this is *name* call me back." or "Michelle this is *name* i have an emergancy I need you to call me back" or "Michelle you missed *something important*" and I am very certain I will return your phone call if it is not like the example message in #1.
Thank you for your time and effort. Have a nice day.