Stress relief - Evil Villain Style
So, I've been trying to show people how I relieve stress at work, and technically it should work for everyone, but their doubth and faithless ways block their receptors from accepting this technique. Submitted for your approval, Stress relief technique number 451, The Evil Villain technique.
1. Bring your hands close as if clapping but without touching themselves. A distance of about 1 to 2 inches between both palms
2. Curve your fingers until each tip touch the opposite finger and press lightly, forming a cathedral shape.
3. In a deep thoughtful voice, intone the voice "indeed". Not too loudly, audible for others to hear, but low enough to seem as if it's meant for yourself.
4. Laugh meglomanically. It is more effective if you are able to start low and bring it to a louder tone to make others turn around and stare at you.
5. Look around, looking around to see if others heard you, do it as suspiciously as possible, but if someone is looking at you, act as if they never saw you.
6. Return to work having now relieved your stress.
It works for evil villains, it can work for you.
1. Bring your hands close as if clapping but without touching themselves. A distance of about 1 to 2 inches between both palms
2. Curve your fingers until each tip touch the opposite finger and press lightly, forming a cathedral shape.
3. In a deep thoughtful voice, intone the voice "indeed". Not too loudly, audible for others to hear, but low enough to seem as if it's meant for yourself.
4. Laugh meglomanically. It is more effective if you are able to start low and bring it to a louder tone to make others turn around and stare at you.
5. Look around, looking around to see if others heard you, do it as suspiciously as possible, but if someone is looking at you, act as if they never saw you.
6. Return to work having now relieved your stress.
It works for evil villains, it can work for you.