Avoiding English Papers
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**Star the true statements**
01. My hair is still its natural color *
02. I have yet to lose my virginity*
03. I get annoyed when I don't get to finish telling a story. *
04. I like to wear pink.
05. Sometimes I wish I could do something really well.*
06. I drink a lot of water.*
07. I've never taken a hit of a cigarette.*
08. I like musicians.*
09. I'm such a health freak. 1/2 star
10. I love taking pictures.
11. I have really tiny wrists.
12. I can identify some close friends by smell. *
13. I'm far too nice.*
14. I hate when people confuse "your" and "you're".
15. I think dorkiness is attractive.
16. I've never had a fake screen name.
17. I wish I had a pug.
18. I miss middle school.
19. I have pretty good eating habits.*
20. I have a hard time making up my mind sometimes.*
21. I wish my hair naturally curled. *
22. I can't live without chapstick.
23. I wish I could sing.*
24. I like classical music.
25. Striped pants are hot.*
26. I think Skyler is a really cool name.
27. I usually don't get sarcasm.
28. I wish I could look in a mirror and constantly be satisfied with myself.*
29. I shift between being sleepy and awake when I'm really tired.*
30. I hardly ever vaccum.*
31. I hate racism and nazi's.
32. I want someone to hold me.*
33. I like watermelon flavored things. *
34. I'm a snob about grammar.
35. I am a terrible liar.*
36. Axe deoderant smells WONDERFUL.*
37. I wish I knew how to speak in Italian.*
38. I tried to kiss a member of the opposite sex when I was in kindergarten.* ( first grade )
40. I have no idea what my school musical is about.
41. I appreciate honesty.*
42. I need a manicure.
43. I love Dr. Pepper.
44. I twirl my hair.
46. I don't own a cellphone.
47. I want to learn to play the harp.
48. I'm not old enough to vote.*
49. I live in the past far too much. **
50. I need to remember to be a teenager sometimes.
51. I want to see most of the world.*
52. Sometimes I wonder what's going on in other parts of the world.*
53. I hate being lied to.*
54. I believe in a thing called love.*
55. I go shopping usually once a week.
56. Today is Wednesday.
57. I've read more than a 100 books.hahahahaha
58. I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
59. I like feet.
60. Jesse McCartney is hott.
61. I want the world to see me and be happy. *
62. I think it's funny when girls wear so much makeup that their faces become incandescent
63. I hate seeing kids that think they're different because they like Slipknot and shop at Hot Topic.*
64. I have a fear of wearing too much perfume.
65. I wear pants more than I wear shorts.
66. I am tactful most of the time.
67. I'm afraid of spiders.*
68. I get too attached to some people.**
69. I'm usually on time.
70. I forgive but I don't forget.*
71. I think way too much for my own good.***
72. My current relationship is teaching me a lot.
73. I like salads from McDonalds.
74. I read for at least two hours every night before bed.
75. I talk to a lot of people I don't like because I hate being rude.**
76. I sing in the shower. *
77. Funny guys turn me on.
78. I wish I were asleep.*
79. I love Reeses peanut butter cups. *
80. I never have enough energy.
81. I have a friend who has an outtie bellybutton.*
82. I have driven a car.*
83. There is no nailpolish on my nails.*
84. I am unafraid to change, but I don't think I realize the boundary between change and utter transformation.
85. I wear brown, thin-rimmed glasses.
86. Goodbyes make me sad.*
87. Cold Stone is so much better than Baskin Robbins!
89. I run when I'm bored.
90. I wish I were more attractive to other people.
91. I worry too much sometimes about what people think.
92. I'm a billion times better than I was in junior high school.*
93. Compliments make me happy.*
94. I like long car rides.
95. I hate when people incorrectly label me. *
96. I wonder a lot who I'm going to end up marrying.*
97. I listen to the things no one else cares about. like how people are feeling.*
98. I can't draw from imaginiation.
99. TyPiNg LIeK diS anNoyes mEeeh.
**Star the true statements**
01. My hair is still its natural color *
02. I have yet to lose my virginity*
03. I get annoyed when I don't get to finish telling a story. *
04. I like to wear pink.
05. Sometimes I wish I could do something really well.*
06. I drink a lot of water.*
07. I've never taken a hit of a cigarette.*
08. I like musicians.*
09. I'm such a health freak. 1/2 star
10. I love taking pictures.
11. I have really tiny wrists.
12. I can identify some close friends by smell. *
13. I'm far too nice.*
14. I hate when people confuse "your" and "you're".
15. I think dorkiness is attractive.
16. I've never had a fake screen name.
17. I wish I had a pug.
18. I miss middle school.
19. I have pretty good eating habits.*
20. I have a hard time making up my mind sometimes.*
21. I wish my hair naturally curled. *
22. I can't live without chapstick.
23. I wish I could sing.*
24. I like classical music.
25. Striped pants are hot.*
26. I think Skyler is a really cool name.
27. I usually don't get sarcasm.
28. I wish I could look in a mirror and constantly be satisfied with myself.*
29. I shift between being sleepy and awake when I'm really tired.*
30. I hardly ever vaccum.*
31. I hate racism and nazi's.
32. I want someone to hold me.*
33. I like watermelon flavored things. *
34. I'm a snob about grammar.
35. I am a terrible liar.*
36. Axe deoderant smells WONDERFUL.*
37. I wish I knew how to speak in Italian.*
38. I tried to kiss a member of the opposite sex when I was in kindergarten.* ( first grade )
40. I have no idea what my school musical is about.
41. I appreciate honesty.*
42. I need a manicure.
43. I love Dr. Pepper.
44. I twirl my hair.
46. I don't own a cellphone.
47. I want to learn to play the harp.
48. I'm not old enough to vote.*
49. I live in the past far too much. **
50. I need to remember to be a teenager sometimes.
51. I want to see most of the world.*
52. Sometimes I wonder what's going on in other parts of the world.*
53. I hate being lied to.*
54. I believe in a thing called love.*
55. I go shopping usually once a week.
56. Today is Wednesday.
57. I've read more than a 100 books.hahahahaha
58. I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
59. I like feet.
60. Jesse McCartney is hott.
61. I want the world to see me and be happy. *
62. I think it's funny when girls wear so much makeup that their faces become incandescent
63. I hate seeing kids that think they're different because they like Slipknot and shop at Hot Topic.*
64. I have a fear of wearing too much perfume.
65. I wear pants more than I wear shorts.
66. I am tactful most of the time.
67. I'm afraid of spiders.*
68. I get too attached to some people.**
69. I'm usually on time.
70. I forgive but I don't forget.*
71. I think way too much for my own good.***
72. My current relationship is teaching me a lot.
73. I like salads from McDonalds.
74. I read for at least two hours every night before bed.
75. I talk to a lot of people I don't like because I hate being rude.**
76. I sing in the shower. *
77. Funny guys turn me on.
78. I wish I were asleep.*
79. I love Reeses peanut butter cups. *
80. I never have enough energy.
81. I have a friend who has an outtie bellybutton.*
82. I have driven a car.*
83. There is no nailpolish on my nails.*
84. I am unafraid to change, but I don't think I realize the boundary between change and utter transformation.
85. I wear brown, thin-rimmed glasses.
86. Goodbyes make me sad.*
87. Cold Stone is so much better than Baskin Robbins!
89. I run when I'm bored.
90. I wish I were more attractive to other people.
91. I worry too much sometimes about what people think.
92. I'm a billion times better than I was in junior high school.*
93. Compliments make me happy.*
94. I like long car rides.
95. I hate when people incorrectly label me. *
96. I wonder a lot who I'm going to end up marrying.*
97. I listen to the things no one else cares about. like how people are feeling.*
98. I can't draw from imaginiation.
99. TyPiNg LIeK diS anNoyes mEeeh.