Bob The Cat
This is the BEST convorsation Sharon and I had with Billy. QUALITY!
greene7261: Clarinet WHORE stop doing your clarinet
markx171: i'm begining to really hate snow...
greene7261: we know what you do at night
greene7261: keep your dirty mind off your clarinet
greene7261: dont hurt your clarinet fingers
greene7261: with what ever it is you are doing
markx171: u,m
markx171: hi
greene7261: i read a story online about people that love their instruments a bit too much
markx171: um
markx171: that's werid
greene7261: o and i didnt die on my driving hour today arent you proud of me mark williams
markx171: yay!
greene7261: but i still think that you should stop raping your clarinet
markx171: i know
markx171: i should
markx171: it's a bad habbit
greene7261: and i hit a cat it died instatlly once my driving teacher shot it
markx171: OMG
greene7261: it was so funny i kinda cried
greene7261: because it was groaning
markx171: OMG
markx171: your teacher shot it?
greene7261: yes
markx171: OMG
markx171: where did it get a gun?
greene7261: it was in the glove compartment
markx171: OMG
markx171: that's so said
greene7261: the owner was a little girl she came outside when she heard the gun
markx171: OMG
markx171: are you serious!?
markx171: like.. this seriously happened?
greene7261: yes i dont lie
markx171: what did the girl do?
greene7261: she cried
markx171: omg
markx171: that's so sad
greene7261: she was 6 years old
greene7261: it was her new present she just got for being good
markx171: that's horrible
greene7261: i know i felt really bad
greene7261: the instructor told me to get in the car and drive away as fast as i could
greene7261: he didnt want to lose his job for having a gun in the car w/ a student
markx171: OMG
markx171: lol
greene7261: dont go to anthonys
markx171: yeah
markx171: i don't think i want to
greene7261: its really safe thought
greene7261: other than the guns
markx171: taht is insane
markx171: i don't want to go there
greene7261: why are you afraid of guns in cars?
markx171: yeah
greene7261: its ok they are just part of the local mob
greene7261: jk they keep them in the cars in case we hit an animal
markx171: oh
greene7261: just make sure you dont get jobe as a driving instructor (he is the one w/ the mullet) he brought his gf and made me park outside a bar
markx171: who was the instructor?
greene7261: jobe
markx171: wow...
greene7261: but now i know how to parralel park
markx171: that's good lol
greene7261: and then jobe was making out w/ his gf and we parked outside a hotel and the went in for like 20 min.
greene7261: so i just read a book
markx171: that is so gross
greene7261: i know
greene7261: he asked if i had a condom he could borrow
markx171: i am not taking it from anthony's auto school
greene7261: but they are rated number one in the state
greene7261: because i promised not to tell
greene7261: so dont tell any one okay?
markx171: seriously?
markx171: that's not even cool
greene7261: yes
greene7261: i kno
greene7261: *know
greene7261: but it is true
markx171: yeah i'm not taking lessons from them
greene7261: good idea
greene7261: you might get raped
markx171: that's gross
greene7261: i know thats what i was thinking too
greene7261: i havent told anyone im to scared they might tell
greene7261: so dont tell
greene7261: i am trusting you
markx171: okay
markx171: sharon that's not right
markx171: you seriously should call the police
greene7261: why
greene7261: um billy...
markx171: because they're doing illegal things
greene7261: can i tell you something
markx171: while driving you
markx171: it's not right
markx171: sure
greene7261: all this never really happened
markx171: you are so mean
greene7261: hahaha got ya
markx171: I HATE YOu
greene7261: I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
markx171: lol
markx171: i didn't believe you at first
markx171: but then i got persuaded
greene7261: yeah right
greene7261: kaleigh says hi also
markx171: LOL!
markx171: hi kaleigh
greene7261: hi
markx171: i knew kaleigh was over because of that clarinet stuff
greene7261: no that was me she came over after i said all that
greene7261: she made up the cat
greene7261: and jobe
greene7261: but i was really scared while i was driving the guy was being really sketchy
markx171: LOL
markx171: aw
markx171: you guys are great
greene7261: i thought for sure you would know it was me making it up (kaleigh)
markx171: no
markx171: i was kinda sketched at first
markx171: and was like... this is fake
greene7261: haha
greene7261: we got you
markx171: but then i got persuaded
markx171: you guys are awesome
greene7261: we know
greene7261: we are the best
greene7261: guess what i made kaleigh do today
markx171: what?
greene7261: she had to eat spices clumps at a time
greene7261: it was really gross
markx171: kaleigh! i drove on 95, 133, and route 1 yesteday
markx171: ew
greene7261: OMG
greene7261: did you hit a cat?
markx171: but at 7:00 in the morning
markx171: no
greene7261: was it scary?
greene7261: how did you do?
markx171: not really
markx171: i did well
markx171: i didn't hit anything
greene7261: good
greene7261: thats good
markx171: and i went at all the right speed limits
greene7261: have you hit any refridgerators lately
markx171: and i pulled into cumbie's! on route 1
markx171: and i didn't hit anything
markx171: nope 
greene7261: good
greene7261: i want to go on the highway
markx171: it was fun
markx171: i stayed in the frist lane
greene7261: guess what Laura confessed at the ski trip she has a major crush on you
markx171: laura..?
greene7261: my sister
markx171: your isster?
markx171: um
markx171: dat's weird
greene7261: why
markx171: are you kidding?
greene7261: no
markx171: you're kidding
markx171: YO KIDDING
greene7261: no im not
greene7261: do you think shes hot
markx171: um. i don't know
greene7261: be truthful
markx171: but i have dinner now
markx171: so i'll be back later
greene7261: ofu
greene7261: are you eating the cat I killed?
greene7261: you just took the fun out of our lives
markx171: yes i am
markx171: lol
greene7261: laura wants you to give her clarinet lessons
markx171: mother, i come bearing a gift. i'll give you a hint: it's in my diaper and it's not a toaster
greene7261: jk billy my sister really doesnt like you we got you again
greene7261: hahahahahahhahahahahaha
greene7261: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaa
greene7261: Clarinet WHORE stop doing your clarinet
markx171: i'm begining to really hate snow...
greene7261: we know what you do at night
greene7261: keep your dirty mind off your clarinet
greene7261: dont hurt your clarinet fingers
greene7261: with what ever it is you are doing
markx171: u,m
markx171: hi
greene7261: i read a story online about people that love their instruments a bit too much
markx171: um
markx171: that's werid
greene7261: o and i didnt die on my driving hour today arent you proud of me mark williams
markx171: yay!
greene7261: but i still think that you should stop raping your clarinet
markx171: i know
markx171: i should
markx171: it's a bad habbit
greene7261: and i hit a cat it died instatlly once my driving teacher shot it
markx171: OMG
greene7261: it was so funny i kinda cried
greene7261: because it was groaning
markx171: OMG
markx171: your teacher shot it?
greene7261: yes
markx171: OMG
markx171: where did it get a gun?
greene7261: it was in the glove compartment
markx171: OMG
markx171: that's so said
greene7261: the owner was a little girl she came outside when she heard the gun
markx171: OMG
markx171: are you serious!?
markx171: like.. this seriously happened?
greene7261: yes i dont lie
markx171: what did the girl do?
greene7261: she cried
markx171: omg
markx171: that's so sad
greene7261: she was 6 years old
greene7261: it was her new present she just got for being good
markx171: that's horrible
greene7261: i know i felt really bad
greene7261: the instructor told me to get in the car and drive away as fast as i could
greene7261: he didnt want to lose his job for having a gun in the car w/ a student
markx171: OMG
markx171: lol
greene7261: dont go to anthonys
markx171: yeah
markx171: i don't think i want to
greene7261: its really safe thought
greene7261: other than the guns
markx171: taht is insane
markx171: i don't want to go there
greene7261: why are you afraid of guns in cars?
markx171: yeah
greene7261: its ok they are just part of the local mob
greene7261: jk they keep them in the cars in case we hit an animal
markx171: oh
greene7261: just make sure you dont get jobe as a driving instructor (he is the one w/ the mullet) he brought his gf and made me park outside a bar
markx171: who was the instructor?
greene7261: jobe
markx171: wow...
greene7261: but now i know how to parralel park
markx171: that's good lol
greene7261: and then jobe was making out w/ his gf and we parked outside a hotel and the went in for like 20 min.
greene7261: so i just read a book
markx171: that is so gross
greene7261: i know
greene7261: he asked if i had a condom he could borrow
markx171: i am not taking it from anthony's auto school
greene7261: but they are rated number one in the state
greene7261: because i promised not to tell
greene7261: so dont tell any one okay?
markx171: seriously?
markx171: that's not even cool
greene7261: yes
greene7261: i kno
greene7261: *know
greene7261: but it is true
markx171: yeah i'm not taking lessons from them
greene7261: good idea
greene7261: you might get raped
markx171: that's gross
greene7261: i know thats what i was thinking too
greene7261: i havent told anyone im to scared they might tell
greene7261: so dont tell
greene7261: i am trusting you
markx171: okay
markx171: sharon that's not right
markx171: you seriously should call the police
greene7261: why
greene7261: um billy...
markx171: because they're doing illegal things
greene7261: can i tell you something
markx171: while driving you
markx171: it's not right
markx171: sure
greene7261: all this never really happened
markx171: you are so mean
greene7261: hahaha got ya
markx171: I HATE YOu
greene7261: I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
markx171: lol
markx171: i didn't believe you at first
markx171: but then i got persuaded
greene7261: yeah right
greene7261: kaleigh says hi also
markx171: LOL!
markx171: hi kaleigh
greene7261: hi
markx171: i knew kaleigh was over because of that clarinet stuff
greene7261: no that was me she came over after i said all that
greene7261: she made up the cat
greene7261: and jobe
greene7261: but i was really scared while i was driving the guy was being really sketchy
markx171: LOL
markx171: aw
markx171: you guys are great
greene7261: i thought for sure you would know it was me making it up (kaleigh)
markx171: no
markx171: i was kinda sketched at first
markx171: and was like... this is fake
greene7261: haha
greene7261: we got you
markx171: but then i got persuaded
markx171: you guys are awesome
greene7261: we know
greene7261: we are the best
greene7261: guess what i made kaleigh do today
markx171: what?
greene7261: she had to eat spices clumps at a time
greene7261: it was really gross
markx171: kaleigh! i drove on 95, 133, and route 1 yesteday
markx171: ew
greene7261: OMG
greene7261: did you hit a cat?
markx171: but at 7:00 in the morning
markx171: no
greene7261: was it scary?
greene7261: how did you do?
markx171: not really
markx171: i did well
markx171: i didn't hit anything
greene7261: good
greene7261: thats good
markx171: and i went at all the right speed limits
greene7261: have you hit any refridgerators lately
markx171: and i pulled into cumbie's! on route 1
markx171: and i didn't hit anything
markx171: nope 
greene7261: good
greene7261: i want to go on the highway
markx171: it was fun
markx171: i stayed in the frist lane
greene7261: guess what Laura confessed at the ski trip she has a major crush on you
markx171: laura..?
greene7261: my sister
markx171: your isster?
markx171: um
markx171: dat's weird
greene7261: why
markx171: are you kidding?
greene7261: no
markx171: you're kidding
markx171: YO KIDDING
greene7261: no im not
greene7261: do you think shes hot
markx171: um. i don't know
greene7261: be truthful
markx171: but i have dinner now
markx171: so i'll be back later
greene7261: ofu
greene7261: are you eating the cat I killed?
greene7261: you just took the fun out of our lives
markx171: yes i am
markx171: lol
greene7261: laura wants you to give her clarinet lessons
markx171: mother, i come bearing a gift. i'll give you a hint: it's in my diaper and it's not a toaster
greene7261: jk billy my sister really doesnt like you we got you again
greene7261: hahahahahahhahahahahaha
greene7261: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaa