It's the care bear's countdown, 5! 4! 3! 2! 1!
So I'm back, FINALLY! Horrible trip, it was incredibly boring and I've discovered my newfound hate for Israel, airports, airplanes and some of my cousins. I hate family, whose with me on that? I spent 3 days straight in my hotel room bathing and spending my mommy's money on the internet: she was tres pissed! But I don't care because I missed SLAYER and for that ALL SHALL SUFFER!!! Psst guys add Luke to livejournal his usernames BWOMP he has like no one on his list yet. Nothing exciting even happened, the best part was shopping but then my mom got mad at me again hehe so I couldn't get anyone lighters, even myself! I'm vewy vewy sowwy, But I did manage to score a mighty fine hookah for 9 bucks US, and you're all welcome to use it! I'm glad to be back because the air smells so much cleaner here, and the damn cars aren't always honking and screeching. And there's no damn old israeli men whistling and eye-fucking you BLEH. See, over here most of them would be charged for sexual harrasment of yelling "I WANT TO LICK YOUR PUSSY", but nono over there it's completely acceptable. However, I did get some free drinks off a coffee hut cuz the server thought I was bootiful, I WAS IN PIGTAILS FOR GODSAKES YOU DAMN PETIFILES!! Actually that guy was like 20 so it was ok hehe. But I'm gonna stop ranting about Israel's crappy society and here's some pictures to entertain you. I mished most of you! You know who you are ;)
If you have any interest in seeing stupid pictures of my family, you came to the right place.
Me before we left, AHH LOOK AT THE GRADE 8 PICTURE, "we're such an ugly bunch fo friends" Oh man I wish I had the grade 7 one, BECAUSE LIZAS LEGS ARE OPEN AND YOU CAN SEE HER UNDIES!!
Aww, I mish my mozi-poo, he's coming home today though!
Drama class, uh, coolest people around hello!
My *cough* lovely sister, and they say she doesn't do drugs, LIEESSS!!
I hate this girl. She's my cousin Limore.
HAHAHAHA.
PAPARAZZI! I got bored at dinner. There were apples in my salad >.<
My sister got burnt hehe and I'm still as pale as ever.
Let's make a new rule that states, women over 50 who haven't had plastic surgery cannot be photographed?
I didn't find it funny..
Ooohhh sexay|
Don't get my sister angry, it's scary, Justin and Ari know.
EVERYBODY SMOKES IN ISRAEL, EVERYBOODDYYY!! I had a cloud of smoke above my head the entire time!
Awww precious moments on crack!
Whenever my sister inhales her eyes go all tiny, she didn't believe me BUT NOW I HAVE PROOF!
My future occupation. P.S. My shirt has a plaboy bunny on it and says "Liquor in the front" and on the back "Poker in the rear" GET IT???! Lick her, poke her! AHh it took me 4 days to realize :(
SAAATAAAN!!
The lamps looked like globes weee!
LMFAAOOOOOO!! CAN YOU SAY, DIGITALLY ALTERNED SOON!?!?
Yep, she's in the army. No joke.
Pretty stray kitten; the flash made its eyes all loopy.
"Drugs are Rad!" "I agree!" Sari, quite possibly the coolest cousin around :) She's a lesbian yay!
They wouldn't let us leaave, I took this from inside the car!!
Me in some Arab city Yaffo, The ball in the background was suspended from above and the kitty was getting his snooze on.
Mmmm, icky israeli food.
Lurvely.
Family friends!
My mom says this is my modelling picture?
I like her, she's a numerologist, meaning she can predict important life events that happen according to your birthdate and a bunch of other stuff.
Some advice for you all, if someone offers you a turkish coffee, FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, DON'T DRINK IT!!
Me sister washing her hands in a western style bathroom.
DIS BE A ROBBERY, PUT YO MAWFUCKING HANDS IN THE ERR!!
MOIST BITCHES!
I TOOK A PICTURE OF HER ON THE TOILET TEEHEE!
TIIIME, TIIIME, TIIIME, see what's become of me?
The toilets flushed funny!
Some guys came up and starting hitting on us while my mom was there.............. desperate much?
Hehe, I love her shirt.
Prettiful sunsets with little cousins
Guys, I've discovered that my mother looks like Jack Nicholson... WHY DO I FIND HIM SEXY!?!?!
I remember when I used to be cute, whatever happened to that?
I gotta say, the ocean is beautiful out there, but I didn't go on the beach once ...
THERE ARE JELLYFISH WASHED UP ON THE SHORE, israel's infested with them now.
My cousin noah, my sister says she looks like a monkey, MEAAN!!
And nowww, introducing, MINI MEE!!!!
NEEEHEEEEHEHEEEE
BOUNCE ME BITCH!
Awww, my crazy orthodox cousins
We'ze ghetto supa fly.
WAKE UP DUMBELL!
Bored at a restaurant, so I had fun poking her.
Never without a ciggarette in her hand, she should be taperecorded at night for all of you who smoke, she hacks and hacks and one day she's going to cough out one of her blackened lungs.
Pfft, we're in some caves where the city of david is.
'Twas vewy steep at times.
Window view, I'm getting bored of this.
Damn boiling weather.
THOSE WHO ENTER NE'ER RETURNN
Bat-elle (She looks pisssed)
Yours truely in the caves, no bats though!
Bottomless pit RAGHH!! actually some old man used to live down there hehe crazy israelis.
I like this old timey sheeeit.
At some restaurant in Jerusalem, THESE KIDS ARE THE CUTEST!!
SABA!
I loves the way the light hits this picture.
FRECKLED PIPKIN!
SHE'S SO ADORABLE! Seriously, cutest kid I've ever seen.
She kept demanding to see her present, ahhh she reminds me of how I was when I was younger.
Ergh, I don't like it.
Old tyme treason
Hey, I did learn some more hebrew while I was there :D
I'M SORRY THIS IS BORING BUT THEY'RE SO SQUISHY!!
My grandpa was amused :)
CHERUB-BUB!
Religous women have to wear wraps on there heads, why? I have no fucking clue.
Dahling cousins o mine!
Mmm, sugar packets, she kept throwing them at me lmao
*twitch* "I MISSHH MATTIII!!"
"Shani, you just saw him yesteday, he slept over and he smells bad."
"I STILL MISS HIM!! Heh, I stole the pillow he slept on last night from the hotel.."
*Ariel looks away*
Don't let her cuteness fool you, she's a little hellraiser ;)
My mom scared off all the small babies, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM! Mini me even started crying when she looked at him.
Saba sheli!
Ewww Matti. He slept in our room!
The view from our hotel, Madonna & Bill Clinton stayed here yay!
Every time I look at him I just imagine him with the scizzors cutting Conrad's hair LMAO!
Annnd, one last puff!
BAM BOOBIES!!!
ZE END!
godamn that took too long.
"Prosthetic synthesis with butterfly
Sealed up with virgin stitch
If it hurts baby please don't cry
Preserve my innocence
I never wanted it to end this way
But flies will lay their eggs."
If you have any interest in seeing stupid pictures of my family, you came to the right place.
Me before we left, AHH LOOK AT THE GRADE 8 PICTURE, "we're such an ugly bunch fo friends" Oh man I wish I had the grade 7 one, BECAUSE LIZAS LEGS ARE OPEN AND YOU CAN SEE HER UNDIES!!
Aww, I mish my mozi-poo, he's coming home today though!
Drama class, uh, coolest people around hello!
My *cough* lovely sister, and they say she doesn't do drugs, LIEESSS!!
I hate this girl. She's my cousin Limore.
HAHAHAHA.
PAPARAZZI! I got bored at dinner. There were apples in my salad >.<
My sister got burnt hehe and I'm still as pale as ever.
Let's make a new rule that states, women over 50 who haven't had plastic surgery cannot be photographed?
I didn't find it funny..
Ooohhh sexay|
Don't get my sister angry, it's scary, Justin and Ari know.
EVERYBODY SMOKES IN ISRAEL, EVERYBOODDYYY!! I had a cloud of smoke above my head the entire time!
Awww precious moments on crack!
Whenever my sister inhales her eyes go all tiny, she didn't believe me BUT NOW I HAVE PROOF!
My future occupation. P.S. My shirt has a plaboy bunny on it and says "Liquor in the front" and on the back "Poker in the rear" GET IT???! Lick her, poke her! AHh it took me 4 days to realize :(
SAAATAAAN!!
The lamps looked like globes weee!
LMFAAOOOOOO!! CAN YOU SAY, DIGITALLY ALTERNED SOON!?!?
Yep, she's in the army. No joke.
Pretty stray kitten; the flash made its eyes all loopy.
"Drugs are Rad!" "I agree!" Sari, quite possibly the coolest cousin around :) She's a lesbian yay!
They wouldn't let us leaave, I took this from inside the car!!
Me in some Arab city Yaffo, The ball in the background was suspended from above and the kitty was getting his snooze on.
Mmmm, icky israeli food.
Lurvely.
Family friends!
My mom says this is my modelling picture?
I like her, she's a numerologist, meaning she can predict important life events that happen according to your birthdate and a bunch of other stuff.
Some advice for you all, if someone offers you a turkish coffee, FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, DON'T DRINK IT!!
Me sister washing her hands in a western style bathroom.
DIS BE A ROBBERY, PUT YO MAWFUCKING HANDS IN THE ERR!!
MOIST BITCHES!
I TOOK A PICTURE OF HER ON THE TOILET TEEHEE!
TIIIME, TIIIME, TIIIME, see what's become of me?
The toilets flushed funny!
Some guys came up and starting hitting on us while my mom was there.............. desperate much?
Hehe, I love her shirt.
Prettiful sunsets with little cousins
Guys, I've discovered that my mother looks like Jack Nicholson... WHY DO I FIND HIM SEXY!?!?!
I remember when I used to be cute, whatever happened to that?
I gotta say, the ocean is beautiful out there, but I didn't go on the beach once ...
THERE ARE JELLYFISH WASHED UP ON THE SHORE, israel's infested with them now.
My cousin noah, my sister says she looks like a monkey, MEAAN!!
And nowww, introducing, MINI MEE!!!!
NEEEHEEEEHEHEEEE
BOUNCE ME BITCH!
Awww, my crazy orthodox cousins
We'ze ghetto supa fly.
WAKE UP DUMBELL!
Bored at a restaurant, so I had fun poking her.
Never without a ciggarette in her hand, she should be taperecorded at night for all of you who smoke, she hacks and hacks and one day she's going to cough out one of her blackened lungs.
Pfft, we're in some caves where the city of david is.
'Twas vewy steep at times.
Window view, I'm getting bored of this.
Damn boiling weather.
THOSE WHO ENTER NE'ER RETURNN
Bat-elle (She looks pisssed)
Yours truely in the caves, no bats though!
Bottomless pit RAGHH!! actually some old man used to live down there hehe crazy israelis.
I like this old timey sheeeit.
At some restaurant in Jerusalem, THESE KIDS ARE THE CUTEST!!
SABA!
I loves the way the light hits this picture.
FRECKLED PIPKIN!
SHE'S SO ADORABLE! Seriously, cutest kid I've ever seen.
She kept demanding to see her present, ahhh she reminds me of how I was when I was younger.
Ergh, I don't like it.
Old tyme treason
Hey, I did learn some more hebrew while I was there :D
I'M SORRY THIS IS BORING BUT THEY'RE SO SQUISHY!!
My grandpa was amused :)
CHERUB-BUB!
Religous women have to wear wraps on there heads, why? I have no fucking clue.
Dahling cousins o mine!
Mmm, sugar packets, she kept throwing them at me lmao
*twitch* "I MISSHH MATTIII!!"
"Shani, you just saw him yesteday, he slept over and he smells bad."
"I STILL MISS HIM!! Heh, I stole the pillow he slept on last night from the hotel.."
*Ariel looks away*
Don't let her cuteness fool you, she's a little hellraiser ;)
My mom scared off all the small babies, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM! Mini me even started crying when she looked at him.
Saba sheli!
Ewww Matti. He slept in our room!
The view from our hotel, Madonna & Bill Clinton stayed here yay!
Every time I look at him I just imagine him with the scizzors cutting Conrad's hair LMAO!
Annnd, one last puff!
BAM BOOBIES!!!
ZE END!
godamn that took too long.
"Prosthetic synthesis with butterfly
Sealed up with virgin stitch
If it hurts baby please don't cry
Preserve my innocence
I never wanted it to end this way
But flies will lay their eggs."