Sep 01, 2006 10:57
You all are so interesting, but me? I've nothing to say
I'm in love with a man, a man who lives far far away
This is not new, not new by far
We've been together for 2 years, heck, he's the reason I got a car!
From Corvallis to Portland, an hour and a half, not so bad
Now Portland to Seattle, three to five hours is sometimes a drag
Why do I not post about the time in between?
Cause it's boring, I know it's boring, stop telling me that; it's just mean!
Want to know about unemployment? Well here, for your enjoyment:
I wake, I play, I sleep all day
I model quarks, muons, n tau particles HURRAY!
Final Fantasy never ends,
I blaze down racing game bends,
I sit and stare at stupid AI trends.
Oh and porn? Yes plenty! Barebacks, couples, threesomes, yay!
I sit, I clean, I work out, and do chores
I study for GREs, and buy insurance from whores!
Yes, I watch TV, so don't be so alarmed
Dark Angel, Eureka, Dead Like Me, and Charmed...
And there you go, there you have it! Hmm... I think the dryer is almost done.
It's time for me to pack my clothes, eat some lunch and run!
Goodbye... adios... I really don't know what to say
I just wish all of you a very wonderful day.