Boys are pathetic
During the RPG today, the only ones that were playing was me and the 3 sophmore guys. The DM said that we encountered a demon huntress. Guess what the other 2 guys did first. They asked the DM if she is hot. He said yes, so one of the guys tried to convince her that the other guy is gay. She slapped him and he lost 50 hp. Then he went into the nearest shop and asked if they sold engagement rings. When the shopkeeper said no, he bought a pick and tried to melt it into a ring. Then he sold it back when it didn't work. This is the most pathetic thing I've seen in a long time: 2 guys in love with an NPC. I will laugh at them for this forever.