Stone me, why can't you see?

[kalashnicough]

Well.

I'm very drunk, and it's beer-drunk, rather than whiskey-drunk, so my semantic faculties are not as awakened as usual.

I've just been out on the town with Mad Dog - I love the fact that I've got a friend called 'Mad Dog'.

Anyway.

In response to those of you who keep insisting that I'm wonderful.

I'm not.